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Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back in the cow, you know. (Quote by - Aunt Bee Taylor)

People are thinking maybe there was an overreaction to the mad cow issue, and there is a little bargain hunting going on. (Quote by - Edgar Peters)

I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home. (Quote by - Jonathan Swift)

We've seen increased growth in milk output recently, with both overall cow numbers, and milk production per cow, reaching significant levels. The additional nickel gives us more money to address the supply situation that is threatening farmers' prices. (Quote by - Jerry Kozak)

I enjoy what I do very much, .. When I was a kid I helped my Dad with the cows on our farm. He was a school teacher, too. When I left home, for some reason he sold the cows we had always kept. (Quote by - Dan Edwards)

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?. (Quote by - Calvin & Hobbes)

Our horses look exactly like draft horses, but smaller. Our cows look just like cows, but in miniature. (Quote by - Bret Sellers)

I don't care how many pails of milk I lose, as long as I don't lose the cow. (Quote by - Proverb)

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble. (Quote by - John Fitzgerald Kennedy)

Daunte Culpepper couldn't hit a sleeping cow with a 10-yard pass, unless that sleeping cow happened to be wearing an opposing uniform, which rarely happens. Culpepper has thrown eight interceptions and no touchdowns. This can only mean one thing in Randy Moss's house: Smoke 'em if you've got 'em. (Quote by - Michael Rosenberg)

Communism is a cow of many; well milked and badly fed. (Quote by - Spanish Proverb)

Based on this new research, if just one infected cow entered the U.S. feed supply and the brain and spinal cord of that animal were maximally dispersed in feed, it could potentially infect 45,000 other cows. That's why we have to be extremely vigilant about keeping any infected animal material out of feed and food. (Quote by - Michael Hansen)

Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in hopes that a cow will back up to them. (Quote by - Curtis Grant)

We chose to use the net gun rather than tranquilize the animals because it's far less stressful. We are also going to maintain cow/calf relationships. If we capture a cow with a calf we'll keep them together and release them together. (Quote by - Justin Dolling)

He who wants milk should not sit in the middle of a field and wait for a cow to back up to him. (Quote by - Proverb)

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

That's been a goal that we set two weeks in a row, really, .. We really aggressively attacked that by challenging our defense with some percentage numbers that were way down, that would cause that kind of a holy-cow kind of an approach, where you'd look at it and say, underneath such-and-such percent. We have been able to go out and do that, and of course that's the key thing now. (Quote by - Tom Coughlin)

That, of course, is the question. Why buy the cow when you can have the milk? Or the house when you can just rent?. (Quote by - Raoul Felder)

I lived on a farm until I was 7 during the Great Depression, .. It didn't affect us, though, because our farm was self-sufficient. We had cows, hens, chicken, pigs and a donkey. The only thing we bought from the store was flour and sugar. .. My grandmother, Sarah Carter, smelled good, like apples, because she was always busy making apple cake or apple pie. (Quote by - Barbara Frye)

We know when a man can't milk a cow and this man can't milk a cow. (Quote by - Patrick Manning)

New Zealand is a beautiful country. But there are more sheep and cows than people. (Quote by - Allan Tibby)

We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a non-problem in the United States. (Quote by - Paul Brown)

A man who has no love in him is as barren as a cloud with no moisture, a tree with no fruits or a cow yielding no milk; he is ever far from God and can never earn His Grace. (Quote by - Sri Sathya Sai Baba)

Originally we were going to put cows on the land. But as it was very exposed we wanted to plant trees, never thinking that the cows would eat them! So we decided on ducks instead. We started with 20 ducks and we now have 75, along with some geese, turkeys, chickens and sheep. (Quote by - Davy Cowie)

Now I've a sheep and a cow, every body bids me good morrow. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)


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