Cows Quotes
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What good is a cow that neither gives milk nor conceives? Similarly, what is the value of the birth of a son if he becomes neither learned nor a pure devotee of the Lord?. (Quote by - Chanakya)
Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. (Quote by - Bob Ekstrom)
A cow is a very good animal in the field; but we turn her out of a garden. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)
This whole issue of cow sharing or cow condos is something that we in the agency are looking into and the industry also is asking us about. We're going to need to address what is going on and what our position needs to be. (Quote by - Ron McKay)
The friendly cow all red and white, I love with all my heart: She gives me cream with all her might To eat with apple-tart. (Quote by - Robert Louis Stevenson)
We don't understand all of that, but people studying grazing cows figured out long ago that cows actually consume the bigger portion of their feed for the day in the late afternoon. (Quote by - Robbi Pritchard)
You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. (Quote by - Hank Aaron)
I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one! (Quote by - Frank Gelett Burgess)
We'd get the cows in and milk before school every day, then we'd go to school, and get home that night after football practice or basketball practice and we'd milk the cows. (Quote by - Dan Smoots)
Go to law for a sheep and lose your cow. (Quote by - German Proverb)
The cattle are grazing, Their heads never raising: There are forty feeding like one! (Quote by - William Wordsworth)
Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)
There are many other examples. West Nile virus spread from insects to humans; the avian flu we are now so worried about comes from birds. Diseases also jump to domesticated animals such as cows - the human variant of 'mad cow disease', from rodents, and from many different species. (Quote by - Stanley Lemon)
I have a terrible image in my mind of a cow going to slaughter. There's not a lot of fight in them. Pigs, they'd squeal and thrash around. They'd fight. It's almost as if cows don't know they have a choice. Not that they don't panic, but they do so in a quiet way. (Quote by - Cloris Leachman)
This issue has been a cash cow for Congressmen, .. and if you make a deal, you kill the cow. (Quote by - Robert Litan)
If the cows get sick, we treat them with herbal remedies. We're just shocked by how fast they recuperate. The cows are healthier because they're not pushed so hard. (Quote by - Martha Jean)
I feel kind of bad, because South St. Paul has always been cow town. To me, it's still cow town .. . (But) now, all of a sudden, nothing. (Quote by - Nick Voynovich)
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. (Quote by - Abbie Hoffman)
We love the house, and we love the land. It's already fenced in. We could have a horse, a cow, a goat maybe. I'm a country girl. (Quote by - Connie Henderson)
Why should we be cowed by the name of Action?. (Quote by - Ralph Waldo Emerson)
They could be two or three miles from home. They all had bells around their necks that made different sounds. My brother and I got so we could tell which cow it was just by hearing the bell. (Quote by - Bohn Musgrave)
It doesn't matter how much milk you spill, just so long as you don't lose the cow. (Quote by - Mark Guilbeau)
As with cows, mares, female camels, slave girls, buffalo cows, she goats, and ewes, it is not the begetter ,or his owner who obtains the offspring, even thus ,it is with the wives of others. (Quote by - Guru Nanak)
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. (Quote by - Proverb)
Beef producers continued to expand the breeding herd for the second year. Beef cow numbers increased by 1 percent during 2005 after a small rise in 2004. The total number of cows increased by 338,000 head and the increase was concentrated in the western Corn Belt, where Missouri increased by 115,000 cows and Iowa by 40,000. (Quote by - Chris Hurt)
The current expansion is expected to extend until around 2010, with the largest beef production on this cycle coming in 2010 to 2012. This likely means several more years of favorable prices as cow slaughter remains low and heifer retention high. (Quote by - Chris Hurt)
It's a simple license. If you're a business, you get a license. It's $20 a year, holy cow!. (Quote by - Bob Brooks)
In the average newspaper there is not a complete suppression of stories that the sacred cows don't want printed. But rather what happens is that the stories get printed with stresses, colorations and emphasis that favor the sacred cows. (Quote by - Carl Sandburg)
Milk the cow that standeth still. (Quote by - Proverb)
You don't save that much money by cutting back a little bit. You have so much invested in the cows themselves and your milking facilities, you either run it or you don't. (Quote by - Tom Jackson)
cash cow, and cash cows shouldn't be what's driving law enforcement. (Quote by - D. Miller)
I guess I just look at it as I don't have to go out there and feed my cows and load hay every morning. I'm still going to be out there moving fence every day, but there's a difference--you don't have to harvest it, put it in the bin, take it out, run it through the grinder, then feed it to them. All you do is move fence. I'm just letting the cows go get it. (Quote by - Bruce Carney)
The major disappointment was that no deal was announced, because it reflects that it's more difficult than the market thought, that the process may take longer or that the price won't be as high. The cash cows aren't the cash cows people expected and a buyer basically doesn't have to have it. (Quote by - Bob Pooler)
Timothy was so learned he could name a horse in 9 languages, and bought a cow to ride on. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)
Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china. (Quote by - Charles Dickens)
It's our contention you cannot milk 2,000 to 6,000 cows and offer them true access to pasture as required by the Organic Foods Production Act of 1990. (Quote by - Mark Kastel)
To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect. (Quote by - Bill Bryson)
The Cows have continued to stay popular with our audiences. They are endearing personalities that are staunch supporters of chicken, and our customers not only find them humorous, but they enjoy watching to see what they might say or do. You never know where the Cows might show up next. (Quote by - Steve Robinson)
I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them. (Quote by - Anthony Clark)
In winter the milk goes to the cow's horns. (Quote by - Irish Proverb)
A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. (Quote by - George Bernard Shaw)
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. (Quote by - Dave Barry)
A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar. (Quote by - Arthur Koestler)
We had chores to do - cleaning the chicken coop, feeding the horses, milking the cows. That's where I learned how to milk a cow. We used to have a big pump in the yard - the best water I ever tasted in my life. It had such a pleasant taste. (Quote by - Roxie Satterwhite)
The consumer segment is a cash-cow business. The cable companies threaten that cash cow. If the Bells did nothing, in all likelihood that cow would be slaughtered. (Quote by - Jeffrey Halpern)
The cow is of the bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other, milk. (Quote by - Ogden Nash)
I think the press, which arguably was cowed by the (Bush) administration in the run-up to the war with Iraq, was certainly not cowed in covering the aftermath of Katrina. (Quote by - Ken Auletta)
Just so many times before, we've had a lead in the bottom of the seventh and then not come away with the win. I mean, holy cow, their pinch hitter comes up with two outs and two strikes and slaps an outside fastball by the second baseman, and you go holy cow again. I mean, you think, what do we have to do to win?. (Quote by - Vance Arnold)
The Moo-cow-moo's got a tail like a rope En it's ravelled down where it grows, En it's just like feeling a piece of soap All over the moo-cow's nose. (Quote by - Edmund Vance Cooke)
For Illinois, current cow numbers are 20,000 larger than those of three years ago and Ohio has added 37,000 cows in the last three years. Indiana, however, has seen beef cow numbers decrease. (Quote by - Chris Hurt)
When the Australian workers boycotted the export of cows to Indonesia in protest of East Timor case, the ship carrying the cows had to take them first to Japan, Hong Kong and Singapore before being unloaded to another ship heading to Indonesia. (Quote by - Thomas Darmawan)
What's wrong about eating cows? What do you think god made them for? Their big, their stupid, their delicious. You want more reasons? I never met an animal more prepared to die than a cow. Next time you go to the farm look at a cow in the eyes, it is begging you for a bullet. (Quote by - Paul Rodriguez)
They'd want to get fresh milk, so it would be nothing to be on the lake and there's a cow on a boat. You have to remember - if you came out (to the lake) in the Victorian era, you'd have to have three trunks of clothes. Women changed their clothes three times a day. (Quote by - Don Lane)
Thank you, pretty cow, that made Pleasant milk to soak my bread. (Quote by - Anne Taylor)
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. (Quote by - Martin Luther)
This latest case of mad cow disease in Canada points to a significant North American mad cow problem. (Quote by - Michael Hansen)
I'm a cattle broker, mostly dairy cows. I am always looking for quality in a herd of cattle, but also I'm looking for which group of cows will fit which customer. (Quote by - Laverne Silva)
Know that such is the law concerning the offspring of cows, mares, slave girls, female camels, she goats, and ewes, as well as of females of birds and buffalo cows. (Quote by - Guru Nanak)
Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder. (Quote by - Greek proverb)
If ,one man s bull were to beget a hundred calves on another man s cows, they would belong to the owner of the cows, in vain would the bull have spent his strength. (Quote by - Guru Nanak)
I saw the van chasing one particular cow, striking it in the back. The cow fell. He backed off, and then re-hit the cow again. One cow, the brown cow, that he hit was limping. He backed off, she got up and then he hit her again. And then he backed off and she was having a hard time to walk. Then he ran to the other side and hit the other cows. (Quote by - Maya Estuani)
It is basically a robot with an arm that attaches the milking cups to each teat so it milks each cow. (Quote by - Bill Fulkerson)
Learning is like a cow of desire. It, like her, yields in all seasons. Like a mother, it feeds you on your journey. Therefore learning is a hidden treasure. (Quote by - Chanakya)
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)
We're featuring the most impressive fishing seminar lineup of any show in California. Many internationally famous anglers will only be appearing in the Bay Area this week at the Cow Palace. (Quote by - Barry Greenberg)
You may rezoloot till the cows come home. (Quote by - John Hay)
If other cows with mad cow disease were slaughtered, we wouldn't know where to begin looking for people who might have been affected, .. With a comprehensive tracking system, we would. (Quote by - Charles Schumer)
I know that in many things I am not like others, but I do not know what I really am like. Man cannot compare himself with any other creature; he is not a monkey, not a cow, not a tree. I am a man. But what is it to be that? Like every other being, I am a splinter of the infinite deity, but I cannot contrast myself with any animal, any plant or any stone. Only a mythical being has a range greater than man's. How then can man form any definite opinions about himself?. (Quote by - Carl Gustav Jung)
One day we'll have to bring a cow into the middle of the room so you can show us, .. We'll have to bring it from a side door, because I don't think cows do steps. (Quote by - Virginia Bell)
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. (Quote by - Mark Twain)
The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain. (Quote by - Colin Wilson)
It is my custom to keep on talking until I get the audience cowed. (Quote by - Mark Twain)
Much like the beef herd, heifer retention for herd replacements was up 4 percent and will allow an increase in the number of milk cows by nearly 1 percent this year. (Quote by - Chris Hurt)
Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once. (Quote by - Josh Billings)
Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back in the cow, you know. (Quote by - Aunt Bee Taylor)
People are thinking maybe there was an overreaction to the mad cow issue, and there is a little bargain hunting going on. (Quote by - Edgar Peters)
I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home. (Quote by - Jonathan Swift)
We've seen increased growth in milk output recently, with both overall cow numbers, and milk production per cow, reaching significant levels. The additional nickel gives us more money to address the supply situation that is threatening farmers' prices. (Quote by - Jerry Kozak)
I enjoy what I do very much, .. When I was a kid I helped my Dad with the cows on our farm. He was a school teacher, too. When I left home, for some reason he sold the cows we had always kept. (Quote by - Dan Edwards)
Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?. (Quote by - Calvin & Hobbes)
Our horses look exactly like draft horses, but smaller. Our cows look just like cows, but in miniature. (Quote by - Bret Sellers)
I don't care how many pails of milk I lose, as long as I don't lose the cow. (Quote by - Proverb)
You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble. (Quote by - John Fitzgerald Kennedy)
Daunte Culpepper couldn't hit a sleeping cow with a 10-yard pass, unless that sleeping cow happened to be wearing an opposing uniform, which rarely happens. Culpepper has thrown eight interceptions and no touchdowns. This can only mean one thing in Randy Moss's house: Smoke 'em if you've got 'em. (Quote by - Michael Rosenberg)
Communism is a cow of many; well milked and badly fed. (Quote by - Spanish Proverb)
Based on this new research, if just one infected cow entered the U.S. feed supply and the brain and spinal cord of that animal were maximally dispersed in feed, it could potentially infect 45,000 other cows. That's why we have to be extremely vigilant about keeping any infected animal material out of feed and food. (Quote by - Michael Hansen)
Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in hopes that a cow will back up to them. (Quote by - Curtis Grant)
We chose to use the net gun rather than tranquilize the animals because it's far less stressful. We are also going to maintain cow/calf relationships. If we capture a cow with a calf we'll keep them together and release them together. (Quote by - Justin Dolling)
He who wants milk should not sit in the middle of a field and wait for a cow to back up to him. (Quote by - Proverb)
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. (Quote by - Mark Twain)
That's been a goal that we set two weeks in a row, really, .. We really aggressively attacked that by challenging our defense with some percentage numbers that were way down, that would cause that kind of a holy-cow kind of an approach, where you'd look at it and say, underneath such-and-such percent. We have been able to go out and do that, and of course that's the key thing now. (Quote by - Tom Coughlin)
That, of course, is the question. Why buy the cow when you can have the milk? Or the house when you can just rent?. (Quote by - Raoul Felder)
I lived on a farm until I was 7 during the Great Depression, .. It didn't affect us, though, because our farm was self-sufficient. We had cows, hens, chicken, pigs and a donkey. The only thing we bought from the store was flour and sugar. .. My grandmother, Sarah Carter, smelled good, like apples, because she was always busy making apple cake or apple pie. (Quote by - Barbara Frye)
We know when a man can't milk a cow and this man can't milk a cow. (Quote by - Patrick Manning)
New Zealand is a beautiful country. But there are more sheep and cows than people. (Quote by - Allan Tibby)
We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a non-problem in the United States. (Quote by - Paul Brown)
A man who has no love in him is as barren as a cloud with no moisture, a tree with no fruits or a cow yielding no milk; he is ever far from God and can never earn His Grace. (Quote by - Sri Sathya Sai Baba)
Originally we were going to put cows on the land. But as it was very exposed we wanted to plant trees, never thinking that the cows would eat them! So we decided on ducks instead. We started with 20 ducks and we now have 75, along with some geese, turkeys, chickens and sheep. (Quote by - Davy Cowie)
Now I've a sheep and a cow, every body bids me good morrow. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)
