I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

The world has arrived at an age of cheap complex devices of great reliability, and something is bound to come of it. (Quote by - Vannevar Bush)

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster? (Quote by - Walter Mossberg)

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. (Quote by - Scott Adams)

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer. (Quote by - J. H. Goldfuss)

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction. (Quote by - Janet Reno)

There are more computer circuits on the radio of a new car than there were computer circuits on Apollo missions. These days everything is interconnected with computers. So unless you understand physics, you're not going to be able to fix a car. (Quote by - Mary Cantrell)

The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers. (Quote by - Jamais Cascio)

Early on, when software was developed by computer scientists, just people working with computers, people passed around software because that was how you got computers to do things. (Quote by - Tim O'Reilly)

He said he would get on the computer when he got home from work so we knew he would be on. When (police) went to his door, he was on the computer in the middle of a conversation with the girl. (Quote by - Carrie Rodgers)

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. (Quote by - Steve Wozniak)

A worm is specifically designed to spread itself from one computer to another. It will infect a computer once, deploy its payload, and then try to move on to other computers. (Quote by - Carey Nachenberg)

Industry executives and analysts often mistakenly talk about strategy as if it were some kind of chess match. But in chess, you have just two opponents, each with identical resources, and with luck playing a minimal role. The real world is much more like a poker game, with multiple players trying to make the best of whatever hand fortune has dealt them. In our industry, Bill Gates owns the table until someone proves otherwise. (Quote by - David Moschella)

For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. (Quote by - Bill Bryson)

These awards will help parents and students who don't have computers at home link learning at school with learning anywhere through technology, .. The [CTCs] bring the power of computers and Information-Age resources to those who have the greatest need. (Quote by - Richard Riley)

If you don't have computer protection against those problems, they will build up over time and slow the computer to a crawl. If you take care of computers, they will be obsolete long before they stop running. (Quote by - Gordon Mills)

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. (Quote by - Edward Shepherd Mead)

Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is. (Quote by - Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top)

If you don't want to update your driver, sell your truck.. - same for your computer & engineer.. (Quote by - Vijayraj Bhatt)

If Virginia Tech ends up number one in all six computer polls, like Texas is now, and the Longhorns are number three in the computer polls, that would make up the current gap in the human polls. That's the best-case scenario for Virginia Tech. It's not like last year when Auburn was third in the human polls and third in the computer polls. (Quote by - Jerry Palm)

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. (Quote by - Joseph Campbell)

It was not hard to attract students because everyone knew about computers. But it was very hard to attract faculty because there were no 'computer scientists' at that time -- just knowledgeable people who had jobs in industry and had learned computing on their own. (Quote by - Sam Conte)

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. (Quote by - Sydney J. Harris)

Moab Utility/Hosting Suite provides organizations with security, usability and a dynamic utility computing environment. This software will open the door to utility computing for any HPC organization that wants to share resources efficiently. (Quote by - David Jackson)

The computers do the computer stuff, and the humans do the human stuff. (Quote by - Eric Bonabeau)