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People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. (Quote by - George Burns)

I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead. (Quote by - Sue Kolinsky)

Medicine reports that it has already happened. A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills. (Quote by - Sam Levenson)


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