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They saw him as the class clown. He was tall and scrawny and always playing practical jokes on teachers. The girls laughed at him but never fancied him. (Quote by - Todd Nelson)

The artist, like the idiot, or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it. (Quote by - Osbert Sitwell)

The children will do acrobatics, juggling, ride unicycles, walk on stilts and perform as clowns, The Humming Mosquito. (Quote by - David Mason)

Nick was special to me because he was similar to what I was like in school -- he was the class clown. (Quote by - Andrew Bennett)

We've tried to make it fun with lots of activities and prizes. There will be a fishing booth, hula hoop give-away, face painting, a clown, lots of fun stuff. (Quote by - Brenda Voss)

Clear Channel will be there playing music .. we're going to have a bounce house, a clown and balloons for the kids. We'll have a T-shirt contest. (Quote by - Melinda Palmer)

Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo. (Quote by - Jack Handy)

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments. (Quote by - Jim Morrison)

I was always one who was clowning around in school and getting in trouble. (Quote by - David Boreanaz)

Dare to wear the foolish clown face. (Quote by - Frank Sinatra)

Was a clown. But if it turns out that he was telling the truth, then who else is lying? It's a dark cloud over baseball. (Quote by - Alan Bird)

I remember in the circus learning that the clown was the prince, the high prince. I always thought that the high prince was the lion or the magician, but the clown is the most important. (Quote by - Roberto Benigni)

Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers. (Quote by - T.E. Lawrence)

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals. (Quote by - John Steinbeck)

We're not an uptight bunch. We just like to have fun. A lot of coaches like the team to be quiet and focused before a game. The way we focus is to clown around. We think about the task at hand. But we don't worry. We like to have fun, study and practice hard. (Quote by - Tyrus Thomas)

Cindy Sheehan is a clown. There is no real antiwar movement. No serious politician, with anything to do with anything, would show his face at an antiwar rally. (Quote by - Karl Rove)

The day I need a television puppet or clown to tell my children what's right and what's wrong, I'll bow out as a mother. (Quote by - Elinor Smith)

To say the traditional Scottish dress makes you look like a clown is a direct insult to people of Scottish heritage and those who live in Scotland. (Quote by - Tom Wilson)

Death eats up all things, both the young lamb and old sheep; and I have heard our parson say, death values a prince no more than a clown; al s fish that comes to his net; he throws at all, and sweeps stakes; h s no mower that takes a nap at noon-day, but drives on, fair weather or foul, and cuts down the green grass as well as the ripe corn: h s neither squeamish nor queesy-stomac d, for he swallows without chewing, and crams down all things into his ungracious maw; and th you can see no belly he has, he has a confounded dropsy, and thirsts after me s lives, which he guggles down like mothe s milk. (Quote by - Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra)

When he played, he had that clown reputation. There were a lot of guys like that, but he stood out. As a pitching coach, he's going to be awesome. He's personable, easygoing, and he seems excited to be here. It will be good. We don't need to work all the time. (Quote by - Tim Hudson)

I've said this before, that, when you're in school and you're the class clown, men are really good at making fun at other people and women are really good at making fun of themselves. I've directed all-female groups and I've been in them, and I find them really refreshing and challenging. When it comes right down to it, it's talented people really that I like working with rather than male or female. (Quote by - Amy Poehler)

I heard the splash; I thought it was a fish. I kind of stepped away, and then I heard all the booing. I thought they were booing me for stepping away from the ball. I mean the shock, the thing goes through your body, and you are like, 'wow, this is really a tough crowd.' Then you look up and you see some clown having an identity crisis swimming around. (Quote by - Jeff Sluman)

I really don't know what these clowns have in mind. It's just a joke. (Quote by - Timothy Butler)

You must know the difference between dissent from the Iraq war and the war on terror and undermining it. And any American that undermines that war, with our soldiers in the field, or undermines the war on terror, with 3,000 dead on 9/11, is a traitor. Everybody got it? Dissent, fine; undermining, you're a traitor. Got it? So, all those clowns over at the liberal radio network, we could incarcerate them immediately. Will you have that done, please? Send over the FBI and just put them in chains, because they, you know, they're undermining everything and they don't care, couldn't care less. (Quote by - Bill O'Reilly)

All I did sometimes was get home from school and do homework until I went to bed. There was just no clowning around. (Quote by - Eugene Flood Jr)

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