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A clown sees life simply, without complications. (Quote by - George Bishop)

Since multinational giants couldn't have little pictures of red barns or weeping clowns in the lobbies of their Bauhaus buildings, Abstract Expressionism emerged as the world's most overrated form of interior decoration. (Quote by - Brad Holland)

She was a feisty woman. She was a clown. She made everyone laugh. Everyone loved to be around her. (Quote by - Carol Ann Marsh)

Socially, it is funny. People are annoyed because, really who is a clown?. (Quote by - Eric Davis)

I made a living out of being a class clown. (Quote by - Shannon Hoon)

People are always saying that I must have been the class clown, with all these voices. No, I was way too shy to be the class clown; I was a class clown's writer. (Quote by - Tom Kenny)

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. (Quote by - Jack Handy)

The main character is a clown who is dreaming of his funeral. He's wondering who is going to say goodbye to him, and [the show] begins with a procession of people paying tribute to him, but he's not really dead. (Quote by - Alison Crawford)

When we clown, we clown. We clown a lot on the bus, in the hotels, but at the start of practice we stay focused. (Quote by - Darnell Lazare)

I think everywhere you go in this league, you're going to find clowns. We just have a lot more clowns here. (Quote by - Antowain Smith)

I was a medium-level juvenile delinquent, class clown. And she would just say, 'Shaquille, that's not nice.' She was great to me. (Quote by - Shaquille O'Neal)

When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on. (Quote by - Heinrich Heine)

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician. (Quote by - Charlie Chaplin)

I was probably the one who tattled on the class clown, .. To get in good with the teachers. (Quote by - Christine Lavin)

She gave me a certificate for an eight-week course to Clown College as a birthday gift. I'm still experimenting with different ways of painting my face to make it more kid-friendly. (Quote by - Sherry Jenkins)

If there are twelve clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle and start reciting Shakespeare, but to the audience, you'll just be the thirteenth clown. (Quote by - Adam Walinsky)

He is no clown that drives the plow, but he that doth clownish things. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

I was always the clown in school. I had a personal put down sense of humor. I wasn't vindictive. I didn't make fun of people. (Quote by - Jim Dale)

Along the way, Mars said the band's previous jaunt had taken them to A-list markets, and this time around they were hitting the Bs -- a comment that reveals where upcoming stop Houston stands in M tley minds. Later, Sixx chatted about how a scarf he was wearing at a recent gig began burning, prompting his rescue by a fire-extinguisher-toting roadie dressed as a] demented clown, .. pulled an Evel Knievel off the front of the stage. It was pretty crazy. (Quote by - Vince Neil)

Run! When she wrote about me, I was the clown who cried, and you'll be the costumer who cried. 'Oh, poor William! Fourteen houses and no boyfriend!. (Quote by - Nathan Lane)

He's amazing. He's a clown on the team, but he loves this game. It looks like he plays with ease. (Quote by - Matt Butler)

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown . . . (Quote by - Fanny Brice)

You say: "The last time I contacted you, I.." Investor thinks: "I'm going to fire my secretary for putting this clown on my calendar again.". (Quote by - Contributed by: Maya Elhalal)

Grandma is our signature clown. She's a curious little old lady who wants to get involved in everything and anything. She's always wanted to be in the movies, so she moved to Hollywood. (Quote by - Paul Binder)

People don't buy from clowns. (Quote by - Claude C. Hopkins)

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