L.A.'s large convenience stores are so big they can accommodate up to twenty armed robbers at one time. (Quote by - Jay Leno)

He Caesar Augustus found a city built of brick; he left it built of marble. (Quote by - Caius Tranquillus Suetonius)

Chicago was started by a bunch of New Yorkers who said "Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough." (Quote by - Richard Jeni)

I once saw a pin on a Delta Airlines employee, and I asked him what the letters in Delta stand for. He said, "Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive." (Quote by - Adam Christing)

When we can't get away for a vacation, we get the same feeling by staying home and tipping every person that smiles. (Quote by - Susie Spanos)

That is the way to lay the city flat, To bring the roof to the foundation, And bury all, which yet distinctly ranges, In heaps and piles of ruin. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

New Yorkers are so impersonal, if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all! (Quote by - Robert Orben)

A large city cannot be experientially known; its life is too manifold for any individual to be able to participate in it. (Quote by - Aldous Huxley)

There's nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. (Quote by - Ross MacDonald)

It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. (Quote by - Groucho Marx)

This summer one-third of the nation will be ill-housed, ill-nourished, and ill-clad. Only they call it a vacation. (Quote by - Joseph Salak)

Fields and trees are not willing to teach me anything; but this can be effected by men residing in the city. (Quote by - Plato)

I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he said: "Yes: the little one does." (Quote by - Mark Twain)

One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone. (Quote by - Erma Bombeck)

I dwelt in a city enchanted, And lonely indeed was my lot; . . . . Though the latitude's rather uncertain, And the longitude also is vague, The persons I pity who know not the City The beautiful City of Prague. (Quote by - W.J. Prowse)

There is hardly one in three of us who live in the cities who is not sick with unused self. (Quote by - Ben Hecht)

I live not in myself, but I become Portion of that around me; and to me High mountains are a feeling, but the hum Of human cities torture. (Quote by - George Gordon Noel Byron)

Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris. (Quote by - T. G. Appleton)

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet. (Quote by - Nick Arnette)

Always remember that you are an Englishman and therefore have drawn first prize in the lottery of life. (Quote by - Cecil Rhodes)

The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo. (Quote by - John Milton)

Even cities have their graves! (Quote by - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night party. You're tired, you've had a headache since you arrived, but you can't leave because then you'd miss the party. (Quote by - Simon Hoggart)

Beautiful for situation, the joy of the whole earth, is Mount Zion, on the sides of the north, the city of the great King. (Quote by - Bible)

Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school. (Quote by - Dave Barry)