When anyone mistreats it, the cat wants nothing more to do with that person and will remember him or her for a long time. It doesn't believe in the doctrine of turning the other cheek and won't pretend that it does. (Quote by - Lawrence N. Johnson)

Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun. (Quote by - Lloyd Alexander)

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. (Quote by - Wesley Bates)

If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

Since each of us is blessed with only one life, why not live it with a cat?- Robert Stearns)

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. (Quote by - Ellen Perry Berkeley)

The cat was created when the lion sneezed. (Quote by - Arabian Proverb)

Prose book are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat. (Quote by - Robert Graves)

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names... (Quote by - T.S. Eliot)

I saw the most beautiful cat today. It was sitting by the side of the road, its two front feet neatly and graciously together. Then it gravely swished around its tail to completely encircle itself. It was so fit and beautifully neat, that gesture, and so self-satisfied, so complacent. (Quote by - Ann Morrow Lindbergher)

You never saw such a crazy cat. 'Up the wall' took on a literal meaning. (Quote by - Arnold Hano)

Don't let anyone tell you loving a cat is silly. Love, in any form, is a precious commodity. (Quote by - Barbara L. Diamond)

Cats are creatures that express a multitude of moods and attitudes. (Quote by - Karen Brademeyer)

His mind is like a steel trap--full of mice. (Quote by - Foghorn Leghorn)

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind. (Quote by - Cleveland Amory)

Cats speak a subtle language in which few sounds carry many meanings, depending on how they are sung or purred. "Mnrhnh" means comfortable soft chairs. It also means fish. It means genial companionship... and the absence of dogs. (Quote by - Val Schaffner)

Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it. (Quote by - Winifred Carriere)

I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place. (Quote by - Debbie Peterson)

Confound the cats! All cats--alway-- Cats of all colours, black, white, grey; By night a nuisance and by day-- Confound the cats! (Quote by - Rev. Orlando Thomas Dobbin)

Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes? (Quote by - Fernand Mery)

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. (Quote by - James Gorman)

A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. (Quote by - Joseph Epstein)

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. (Quote by - Jim Davis)