Cats Quotes

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A cat may look like a king. (Quote by - Unattributed Author)
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It has been the providence of Nature to give this creature [the cat] nine lives instead of one. (Quote by - Bidpai (Pilpay))
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Lauk! what a monstrous tail our cat has got! (Quote by - Henry Carey)
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Mrs. Crupp had indignantly assured him that there wasn't room to swing a cat there; but as Mr. Dick justly observed to me, sitting down on the foot of the bed, nursing his leg, "You know, Trotwood, I don't want to swing a cat. I never do swing a cat. Therefore what does that signify to me?" (Quote by - Charles Dickens)
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Confound the cats! All cats--alway-- Cats of all colours, black, white, grey; By night a nuisance and by day-- Confound the cats! (Quote by - Rev. Orlando Thomas Dobbin)
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The Cat in Gloves catches no Mice. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)
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What female heart can gold despise? What cat's averse to fish? (Quote by - Thomas Gray)
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The cat would eat fish, and would not wet her feet. (Quote by - John Heywood)
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His friends he loved. His direst earthly foes-- Cats--I believe he did but feign to hate. My hand will miss the insinuated nose, Mine eyes the tail that wagged contempt at Fate. (Quote by - Sir William Watson (2))
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Black cat or white cat, it's a good cat that catches the mice. (Quote by - Sir William Watson (2))
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It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. (Quote by - Sir William Watson (2))
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Cats are designated friends. (Quote by - Norman Corwin)
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Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. (Quote by - Oliver Herford)
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A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either. But if he wants to, I say let him! (Quote by - Mark Twain)
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect. (Quote by - Stephen Wright)
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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. (Quote by - Ellen Perry Berkeley)
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't. (Quote by - Nan Porter)
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what they want. (Quote by - Joseph Wood Krutch)
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Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. (Quote by - Monica Edwards)
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The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron. (Quote by - George Will)
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There are two means of refuge from the misery of life -- music and cats. (Quote by - Albert Schweitzer)
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The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. (Quote by - Ernest Menaul)
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Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties. (Quote by - W.L. George)
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When all candles be out, all cats be gray. (Quote by - John Heywood)
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If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave. (Quote by - Theophile Gautier)
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Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own. (Quote by - John Dingman)
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Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. (Quote by - James Gorman)
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It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly. (Quote by - Theophile Gautier)
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Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge. (Quote by - Eleanor Farjeon)
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Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. (Quote by - Mark Twain)
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A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it. (Quote by - Jerome K. Jerome)
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Do our cats name us? My former husband swore that Humphrey and Dolly and Bean Blossom called me The Big Hamburger. (Quote by - Eleanora Walker)
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What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing about the origin and destiny of cats? (Quote by - Henry David Thoreau)
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The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. (Quote by - P.G. Wodehouse)
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Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes! (Quote by - Theophile Gautier)
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A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days. (Quote by - Albert Einstein)
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It is with the approach of winter that cats... wear their richest fur and assume an air of sumptuous and delightful opulence. (Quote by - Pierre Loti)
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Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes? (Quote by - Fernand Mery)
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer (Quote by - Alfred North Whitehead)
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have never forgotten this. (Quote by - Unknown)
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? (Quote by - Steven Wright)
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