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Officers seek masters degrees, enlisted people seek associate degrees, bachelor's degrees and some master's degrees. (Quote by - Steve Duncan)

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. (Quote by - Henry Louis Mencken)

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. (Quote by - Finley Peter Dunne)

Two old Bachelors were living in one house;/ One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse. (Quote by - Edward Lear)

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

It?s an excellent raise for the teachers, and I like being able to differentiate between the bachelor?s and master?s degrees. (Quote by - Doylene Fuqua)

There is no book so bad, said the bachelor, but something good may be found in it. (Quote by - Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra)

My first speaking part was to read for John Forsythe for Bachelor Father. I was the lead, opposite him. (Quote by - Linda Evans)

It really did. It was like having a second bachelor party. (Quote by - Curt Schilling)

If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife (Quote by - Robert Louis Stevenson)

It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin (Quote by - Henry Louis Mencken)

In the next ten years we think occupations requiring bachelor's [degrees] or greater will grow by 31%. (Quote by - Bob Uhlenkott)

There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile. (Quote by - Honore De Balzac)

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)

A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction. (Quote by - Sholom Aleichem)

Well, I have an undergraduate degree, a couple of bachelor's degrees, from the U.S. Merchant Marine Academy. (Quote by - Mark Kelly)

A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. (Quote by - Ed Wynn)

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science. (Quote by - Wanda Sykes)

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. (Quote by - Helen Rowland

I'm graduating a few weeks after the show anyway, ... I guess I'll be the most eligible bachelor for those three weeks. (Quote by - Peter Ellis)

All reformers are bachelors. (Quote by - George Moore)

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities. (Quote by - Charles Bukowski)

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party, (Quote by - Bruce Willis)


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