Bachelors Quotes
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. (Quote by - Henry Louis Mencken)
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. (Quote by - Finley Peter Dunne)
Two old Bachelors were living in one house;/ One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse. (Quote by - Edward Lear)
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)
It?s an excellent raise for the teachers, and I like being able to differentiate between the bachelor?s and master?s degrees. (Quote by - Doylene Fuqua)
There is no book so bad, said the bachelor, but something good may be found in it. (Quote by - Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra)
My first speaking part was to read for John Forsythe for Bachelor Father. I was the lead, opposite him. (Quote by - Linda Evans)
It really did. It was like having a second bachelor party. (Quote by - Curt Schilling)
If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife (Quote by - Robert Louis Stevenson)
It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin (Quote by - Henry Louis Mencken)
In the next ten years we think occupations requiring bachelor's [degrees] or greater will grow by 31%. (Quote by - Bob Uhlenkott)
There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile. (Quote by - Honore De Balzac)
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)
A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction. (Quote by - Sholom Aleichem)
Well, I have an undergraduate degree, a couple of bachelor's degrees, from the U.S. Merchant Marine Academy. (Quote by - Mark Kelly)
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. (Quote by - Ed Wynn)
Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science. (Quote by - Wanda Sykes)
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. (Quote by - Helen Rowland
I'm graduating a few weeks after the show anyway, ... I guess I'll be the most eligible bachelor for those three weeks. (Quote by - Peter Ellis)
All reformers are bachelors. (Quote by - George Moore)
Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities. (Quote by - Charles Bukowski)
I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party, (Quote by - Bruce Willis)
He never got over Jesse being on The Bachelor. (Quote by - Bill Palmer)
I have a bachelor's and a master's in jazz. (Quote by - Jon Secada)
I hope to work a few years to get some experience and then I will probably get my bachelor's degree. (Quote by - Ashley Reed)
Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own. (Quote by - Rutherford B. Hayes)
Because I was a bachelor, they kept me out for a while. (Quote by - Rubin Salter)
The U.S. Census Bureau acknowledged this fact when it reported that those with a bachelor's degree earn on average $1 million more over their lifetime than those with only a high school diploma. (Quote by - Elijah Cummings)
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. (Quote by - Claudia Lady Bird Johnson)
A politician ought to be born a foundling and remain a bachelor. (Quote by - Claudia Johnson)
A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. (Quote by - Francis Bacon)
Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men. (Quote by - Francis Bacon)
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. (Quote by - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.)
I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor. (Quote by - Sara Gilbert)
The notion of the single man began in the 1950's. The idea of the bachelor as a separate life was new and obscure. (Quote by - Hugh Hefner)
I was the ultimate bachelor. I was a young guy, so I did what I wanted to do. Now my day revolves around him. (Quote by - Larry Foote)
Shall I never see a bachelor of three score again? (Quote by - William Shakespeare)
Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors. (Quote by - George Bernard Shaw)
He has too much space. It's huge, and he's a bachelor. (Quote by - Jeffrey Lane)
Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be. (Quote by - Nora Ephron)
Our better students tend to op for the (Bachelor of Arts) program. (Quote by - Nelson Fields)
I did graduate with a bachelor's degree in civil engineering in 1948. (Quote by - Daniel J. Evans)
The farther you get toward the spring, the harder it is to see the big bulls. They form bachelor groups and sort of keep to themselves. (Quote by - Trinity Shepherd)
Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away. (Quote by - Jean Harri)
Reed College required a thesis for a Bachelor's degree. Normally a Bachelor's is sort of like being stamped 'Prime US Beef.' They just walk you through, hand out the diplomas and you fill in your name later on. (Quote by - David Eddings)
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man (Quote by - Helen Rowland)
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce (Quote by - Don Quinn)
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)
I have a Bachelor of Arts in English, which means I had a lot of formal training in reading. (Quote by - Kate DiCamillo)
Bachelor's fare: Bread, cheese, and kisses (Quote by - Jonathan Swift)
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. (Quote by - Samuel Goldwyn)
I don't think it's a fad. It's a matter of cost. You can do an entire season of 'The Bachelor' for the same cost as one episode of 'ER', (Quote by - Matthew Robinson)
