Babies Quotes
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Birth: The first and direst of all disasters. (Quote by - Ambrose Bierce)
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant. (Quote by - Amy Leslie)
Directors who turn into big babies and shut out criticism stop learning. (Quote by - Richard King)
I was proud of the youths who opposed the war in Vietnam because they were my babies. (Quote by - Benjamin Spock)
A little child born yesterday A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed. (Quote by - Homer)
It is an active flame that fliesFirst to the babies in the eyes. (Quote by - Robert Herrick)
They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them. (Quote by - Paul Reiser)
These wretched babies don't come until they are ready. (Quote by - Elizabeth II)
I wanted to travel with my dad to be close to him again. Having babies and raising my own family took so much of my time, I didn't have a chance to be with him very often. (Quote by - Nancy Sinatra)
God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics. (Quote by - Martin H. Fischer)
Rats! They fought the dogs and killed the cats, And bit the babies in the cradles, And ate the cheeses out of the vats. (Quote by - Robert Browning)
The Center for Immigration Studies found that illegal immigrants cost the United States taxpayer about $10.4 billion a year. A large part of that expense stems from the babies born each year to illegal immigrants. (Quote by - Nathan Deal)
I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting. (Quote by - Queen Victoria)
I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle, so all is peace. (Quote by - Edward Lear)
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. (Quote by - Franklin P. Jones)
There is a lot of hype and fear about this much-talked-about prospect of designer babies. (Quote by - Leon Kass)
Let's clean up our environment. Let's clean up our bodies, but most importantly, let's not permit our babies of the future to be polluted before they are even born. (Quote by - Louise Slaughter)
I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about. (Quote by - Hugh Grant)
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. (Quote by - Barbara Kingsolver)
Every baby needs a lap. (Quote by - Henry Robin)
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. (Quote by - Joan Rivers)
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. (Quote by - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.)
Chips with every damn thing. You breed babies and you eat chips with everything. (Quote by - Arnold Wesker)
I've fallen in love maybe five times in my life. But it's a long life. I do get crushes. Whether it's men or women or babies. (Quote by - Joan Collins)
For right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies. (Quote by - Kelly Rowland)
To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting in the hot sun, when you see these poor people, you cannot help but being compassionate or affected. (Quote by - Geraldo Rivera)
Research has shown that a barren environment is much more damaging to baby animals than it is to adult animals. It does not hurt the adult animals the same way it damages babies. (Quote by - Temple Grandin)
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one. (Quote by - A new mother)
A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. (Quote by - Jerry Lewis)
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. (Quote by - Mark Twain)
A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house. (Quote by - Milwaukee Journal)
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. (Quote by - Barretto)
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. (Quote by - Loretta Lynn)
We were marching since we were babies and all we did was make Jane Fonda famous. (Quote by - Robert Patrick)
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store. (Quote by - Lyndon B. Johnson)
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother (Quote by - Mark Twain)
My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'. (Quote by - Ruby Wax)
I'd just as soon stay home and raise babies. (Quote by - June Allyson)
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are. (Quote by - Louisa May Alcott)
I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that. (Quote by - Jeanne Moreau)
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. (Quote by - Jerry Seinfeld)
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? (Quote by - Jeff Foxworthy)
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. (Quote by - Ronald Knox)
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. (Quote by - Deepak Chopra)
If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each. (Quote by - Princess Diana)
Truth, which is important to a scholar, has got to be concrete. And there is nothing more concrete than dealing with babies, burps and bottles, frogs and mud. (Quote by - Jeane Kirkpatrick)
I used to think about how I was conceived quite a lot when I was about 10 or 11, but I don't think about it at all now that so many other babies have been born in the same way. (Quote by - Louise Brown)
My grandfather's 86 and he's having a baby. Man, I hope when I'm 86 I can have babies. (Quote by - Enrique Iglesias)
Babies are such a nice way to start people. (Quote by - Don Herold)
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns. (Quote by - David Ogilvy)
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. (Quote by - Andy Warhol)
Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of. (Quote by - Amy Heckerling)
Senorita was fun to sing, but I don't really have a favorite. When you write a bunch of songs, they're like your babies. You don't pick favorites. (Quote by - Justin Timberlake)
The stampede to collect Beanie Babies is the latest twist in the toy industries plot to turn children into avaricious monsters and adults into clawing harpies! (Quote by - Beth Vargo)
I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time! (Quote by - Douglas Feaver)
Nobody wants you to stop, obviously because you're a moneymaking machine. But you have to make the decision and you have to move forward. So I took time off to have babies and do all that. (Quote by - Donna Summer)
I believe that each personality is complete at conception and comes in the soul of every child. (Quote by - Taylor Hartman)
I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy. (Quote by - Barry White)
I think all actors - they'll hate me for saying this - but we are babies. We like to be loved, and we'll do anything if we're loved. (Quote by - Anjelica Huston)
It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into. (Quote by - Terri Guillemets)
A woman can learn a lot from holding a new baby. It is life beginning again—sweet possibilities! No problem in the world is big enough to be remembered. (Quote by - Susan McOmber)
I feel sure that unborn babies pick their parents. (Quote by - Gloria Swanson)
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. (Quote by - Bill Cosby)
War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands. (Quote by - H. L. Mencken)
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. (Quote by - Lawrence Housman)
A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning. (Quote by - Anonymous)
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. (Quote by - Fran Lebowitz)
A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy - the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love. (Quote by - Thomas C. Haliburton)
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be curiosity. (Quote by - Eleanor Roosevelt)
A man who has raised quintuplets has had enough of babies. (Quote by - Franco Diligenti)
Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case. (Quote by - William Shatner)
I think my song about 'I want to have your babies' really does freak a lot of guys out, not just my boyfriend! (Quote by - Natasha Bedingfield)
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand. (Quote by - Arthur C. Coxe)
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'. (Quote by - Stephen Wright)
When there is a voice in a piece of music, we tend to focus on the voice. That is probably something from when we were babies and we depended on hearing our mother's voice. (Quote by - Robert Wyatt)
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for. (Quote by - Anonymous)
I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. (Quote by - Douglas Feaver)
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. (Quote by - Leo J. Burke)
It is not a slight thing when those so fresh from God love us. (Quote by - Dickens)
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other. (Quote by - Ed Howe)
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing (Quote by - Kin Hubbard)
Were women meant to do everything - work and have babies? (Quote by - Candice Bergen)
Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful. (Quote by - Charles Osgood)
Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact ... the family brings up baby by being brought up by him. (Quote by - Erik H. Erikson)
An awful lot of men like babies too and people generally respond warmly to family pictures. (Quote by - Malcolm Bruce)
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. (Quote by - Ed Howe)
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. (Quote by - Carl Sandburg)
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. (Quote by - Phyllis Diller)
Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own. (Quote by - Robert Louis Stevenson)
Most of us would do more for our babies than we have ever been willing to do for anyone, even ourselves. (Quote by - Polly Berrien Berends)
For the first time in my life I feel important. I'd like to have five babies. (Quote by - June Allyson)
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. (Quote by - Tina Brown)
My parents had been involved in the labor movement; if we'd grown up in the city, we would have been red-diaper babies. (Quote by - Holly Near)
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it." (Quote by - Jerome K. Jerome)
We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma. (Quote by - Randall Terry)
The year I was born, 1956, was the peak year for babies being born, and there are more people essentially our age than anybody else. We could crush these new generations if we decided too. (Quote by - Tom Hanks)
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. (Quote by - Elizabeth Stone)
Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius. (Quote by - May Sarton)
There's people making babies to my music. That's nice. (Quote by - Barry White)
Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. (Quote by - Leo Rosten)
I am serving the Lord and helping women save babies. (Quote by - Norma McCorvey)
A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it. (Quote by - Frank A. Clark)
Amnesty is the magnet. Other magnets that you mentioned are anchor babies who get benefits in this country and employer deductions for employees, even if they are here illegally, which Mr. King is addressing. (Quote by - Virgil Goode)
I've always been a true believer that if men had babies, nobody would be trying to tell them what they can and can't do with their bodies. (Quote by - Scott Ian)
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. (Quote by - Dave Barry)
If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma." (Quote by - Theresa Bloomingdale)
An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful. (Quote by - Queen Victoria)
Babies act out when they're hungry, cold, tired. They do this for survival. (Quote by - Marilu Henner)
Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving. (Quote by - Penelope Leach)
I was married when I wasn't quite 14 and had four babies by the time I was 18. (Quote by - Loretta Lynn)
Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things -- wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its earth to concrete... babies are almost the only remaining link with nature, with the natural world of living things from which we spring.(Quote by - Eda J. Le Shan)
All babies are beautiful. (Quote by - Jeanne Calment)
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. (Quote by - Carl Sandburg)
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. (Quote by - Jerry Seinfeld)
But people that are worried about unborn babies are the same ones that vote against kindergarten programs in Indiana or school lunch funds out of the federal government. (Quote by - Birch Bayh)
Babies need social interactions with loving adults who talk with them, listen to their babblings, name objects for them, and give them opportunities to explore their worlds. (Quote by - Sandra Scarr)
If ever we had proof that our nation's pollution laws aren't working, it's reading the list of industrial chemicals in the bodies of babies who have not yet lived outside the womb. (Quote by - Louise Slaughter)
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all. (Quote by - Benjamin Spock)
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. (Quote by - Carol Burnett)
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men. (Quote by - Martin Fraquhar Tupper)
Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once. (Quote by - Norman Vincent Peale)
A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. (Quote by - Eda J. Le Shan)
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. (Quote by - Charles Dickens)
When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they're seeing angels. (Quote by - Eileen Elias Freeman)
A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. (Quote by - Barbara Christine Seifert)
No one likes change but babies in diapers. (Quote by - Barbara Johnson)
My plan is to have children and turn my back on work completely. When I start having babies, I'll have as many as I can. (Quote by - Holly Willoughby)
The body is ready to have babies. Nature wants it done then, when the body can handle it, not after 40, when the income can handle it. (Quote by - Toni Morrison)
There's no praise or acknowledgment paid to women who raise the babies. (Quote by - Sharon Gless)
