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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. (Quote by - Ambrose Bierce)

Make me over, Mother April, When the sap begins to stir! When thy flowery hand delivers All the mountain-prisoned rivers, And thy great heart beats and quivers, To revive the days that were. (Quote by - Richard Hovey)

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. (Quote by - Will Rogers)

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. (Quote by - Japanese Proverb)

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. (Quote by - George Orwell)

Such comfort as do lusty young men feel When well-apparelled April on the heel Of limping Winter treads, even such delight Among fresh fennel buds shall you this night Inherit at my house. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. (Quote by - Douglas Adams)

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

April is a promise that May is bound to keep. (Quote by - Hal Borland)

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. (Quote by - Chinese Proverb)

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15. (Quote by - Ronald Reagan)

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. (Quote by - Max Eastman)

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. (Quote by - Jack Handey)

I love the season well When forest glades are teeming with bright forms, Nor dark and many-folded clouds foretell The coming of storms. (Quote by - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

Only another writer, someone who had worked his heart out on a good book which sold three thousand copies, could appreciate the thrill that overcame me one April morning in 1973 when Dean Rivers of our small college in Georgia appeared at my classroom door (Quote by - James Michener)

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