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It could be a good thing. We've hired a (certified public accountant) to help sort through things. And I think that (county review) would be helpful. (Quote by - Julie Knowles)

I've been to a lawyer, and a business advisor and a CPA (Certified Public Accountant), and I have a business plan ready. (Quote by - Carol Anderson)

If you're working on the line at Ford or you're an accountant doing taxes day after day, there seems to be no tangible results of your efforts. In a war, there are deaths, but there is personal gratification. (Quote by - Dennis Orthner)

I don't think Alan did anything wrong. He relied on his accountant. (Quote by - David English)

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession. (Quote by - Sir Charles Lyell)

Causey has no defense. He's an accountant, and he was right there at ground zero. (Quote by - John Coffee)

If when a businessman speaks of minority employment, or air pollution, or poverty, he speaks in the language of a certified public accountant analyzing a corporate balance sheet, who is to know that he understands the human problems behind the statistical ones? If the businessman would stop talking like a computer printout or a page from the corporate annual report, other people would stop thinking he had a cash register for a heart. It is as simple as that -- but that isn't simple. (Quote by - Lundborg, Louis B.)

It would've been hard to do something else, to as it were, run away from the circus and become an accountant. (Quote by - Samuel West)

If you didn't want to become a great golfer, or a piano player, or an attorney or an accountant, whatever (Tiger) wanted was fine with them. That they didn't get caught up in his super ability, that was amazing. They continued trying to raise a good person, and golf was just something that he was good at. (Quote by - Rudy Duran)

Isn't that what it is all about, accountability? Those who break our immigration laws should be held accountable. Those who hire illegal aliens should be held accountable. And those who turn the other way and claim there is no problem should be held accountable. (Quote by - Tom Price)

Growth is itself a spur. If you're a dentist, there are more teeth to fill. If you're an accountant, there are more taxes to examine. (Quote by - Joel Kotkin)

Many of the Kiwis appearing in powerful business circles around the world come from accounting backgrounds. Yet often people have preset ideas of how an accountant walks, talks, smells - although not in the business community. For me it is a career that offers a lot of variety and challenges and I love it. (Quote by - Phillip Roth)

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. (Quote by - Milton Berle)

I am accountable for all the actions at my laboratory. I am accountable for all of the policies and procedures of security systems, and I am accountable for the training of the individuals working in the lab. We can't excuse them if they ignore these policies, if they are negligent, we have to hold them accountable as well. (Quote by - John Browne)

Mike and I have become very good friends. He's a good guy, detail oriented, and you need that. He has an accountant background and is willing to put in whatever it takes to do something. Yeah, I'm going to miss him. (Quote by - George Morgan)

While I have served in public office for 30 years, my professional training is as a pharmacist, not a lawyer or an accountant. (Quote by - George Ryan)

Getting your mind right means ... everyone in your business - every person who will be engaged in hunting your Elephant, every executive, manager, accountant, service representative, delivery person, mechanic, creative writer, and board member your Elephant might come in contact with. Bag the Elephant!(Quote by - Steve Kaplan)

What we see on many of these schemes is that word of mouth kind of helps spread them. People hear, 'Hey, I've got this accountant who saved me a lot of money last year.' They end up making decisions that can ruin them financially. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. (Quote by - Chris Kerns)

I found that I was not effective at holding myself accountable. When you're in business you know what needs to be done. You have your goals in front of you and 99 percent of the time you know how to do it. Accountability is usually the missing piece. It's so easy to get caught up in the minutia of your day and the mundane things that have to be done. Holding yourself accountable for the things that need to be done is a challenge. (Quote by - Jason Mickey)

Of course I'm doing something about my overdraft: I'm seeing my accountant. (Quote by - Fantoni, Barry)

The great composer does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Beethoven, Wagner, Bach and Mozart settled down day after day to the job in hand with as much regularity as an accountant settles down each day to his figures. They didn't waste time waiting for inspiration. (Quote by - Ernest Newman)

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant -- even if they wanted to be one?(Quote by - Jackie Mason)

The pen is mightier than the sword, but no match for the accountant. (Quote by - Glancey, Jonathan)

I realised then that he was hanging around taking care of his business. I called the accountant afterwards after Jay left and he said, 'Yeah, you owe Jay about $16,000.', ... So I have his wife $8,000 that day and another $8,000 the next. (Quote by - Reverend Run)

Andrew's lawyer contacted Andrew's accountant, it was clarified and a full payment was wired immediately,(Quote by - Andrew Cuomo)


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