Pass Out Your Victim's Phone Number - Phone Prank
Write your victim's phone number on all your dollar bills before you spend them.
Revenge On The Telemarketer - Phone Prank
Whenever a telemarketer calls swing the conversation to religion and try selling them on your belief. After awhile, if you do this enough they will stop calling you.
Bothered At Home - Phone Prank
When a telemarketer calls you act interested in the product they are selling. But ask them for their home phone number so you can call them back. If they give you their 1 800 number, refuse and say you want his or her home phone number to discuss the finalizing of the sale. If they refuse again (which they will) then yell at them and say, "Oh so you don't like being bothered at home!! huh?"
3 Way Prank - Phone Prank
Use your 3 way calling to do this prank. All you do is simply call your first victim and as soon as he answers quickly speed dial the other victim. Then try to be quiet on your end as they both tell each other hello and wonder who called who.
Burger King or McDonalds Prank - Phone Prank
Call any local Burger King or McDonalds and start placing an order over the phone. Make sure and tell them its for 'here' and not 'to go'
Out Of Toilet Paper - Phone Prank
Call any restaurant and tell the person that answers the phone that you are calling on your cell phone and you are in the bathroom. Tell them you are currently on the stall and need toilet paper. The poor sap will have to walk to the restroom to refill the toilet paper whether it needs it or not. If you get lucky, they may actually be someone using one of the stall when the restaurant worker walks in there.
Telemarketing Veggie Talk - Phone Prank
The next time you get an annoying telemarketer calling you start naming vegetables as he is giving his pitch. He will become annoyed and just hang up on you.
Telemarketer Prank - Phone Prank
The next time that annoying telemarketer calls and aks for a specific person, ask him if he can hold for a sec. Then lay the phone down and go back in about 10 min. to hang it up. To telelmarketers, time is money and they won't want to stay on hold for a long time waiting for someone who will more than likely not want anything from them. If you do this a few more times whenever they call, they will eventually stop calling.
Water Shutoff Prank - Phone Prank
Call your friend and let him know that the city is going to be shutting of the water for the next couple of days and have advised to fill sinks, tubs, buckets, etc with water before they shutoff water system in the next few hours. It also helps to have other close friends give the victim a call explaining the same story.
Dude! Youre Glowing! - Sleeping Prank
Pour "cyalume" (the stuff in those glow sticks you see every halloween) on someone then wake them and say, "Dude, you're glowing" and watch them panic.
Wet Toilet Paper - Sleeping Prank
Bury someone several feet deep in wet unrolled toilet paper.
Multi Alarm Clock Prank - Sleeping Prank
Get lots of cheap alarm clocks and set them to go off at 3:00am and every 20 minutes thereafter. Hide them well.
Coathanger between matress and sheet - Sleeping Prank
Put coathangers between the matress and the sheet.
Bungi Cord Fasten - Sleeping Prank
Fasten someone to their bed with numerous bungi cords.
Sunbathing And Not Paying Attention - Sleeping Prank
Hold a magnifying glass over someone who is sunbathing. Be prepared to run shortly after you do this.
Rude Awakening - Sleeping Prank
Adjust the settings on an alarm clock after your victim falls asleep. Change the alarm to play heavy metal music really loud when it goes off. Then tape the off button and sound control.
Going Bald - Sleeping Prank
Go to your local drug store and buy an inexpensive package of hair extensions that match the same color as your victim. While he or she is sleeping cut the hair extensions to about the same size as their hair length. When your victim awakes, watch in laughter as they think something happened to their hair while sleeping.
Wake Up, You're Late! - Sleeping Prank
Reset all the clocks in your house ahead two hours while your victim is sleeping. When he or she wakes up they will think they over slept and are two hours late for work or school.
Where Is The Alarm? - Sleeping Prank
While your victim is alseep, reset their alarm clock so it goes off at 2am or 3am. But don't place it back on their nightstand. Instead hide it in a closet or behind the tv. The person waking up will be on an early morning hunt for where that annoying sound is coming from. For even more laughs, try unscrewing the lightbulb and watch the person scramble around the room in total darkness.
Wake Up Smell - Sleeping Prank
While your victim is asleep, wake him up by farting in his face. First try the silent but violent fart. If that doesn't work then just let it rip! either way he is guaranteed to wake up.
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