Ringtones
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Answer Ya Phone Tones
Best Friend Tones
Bill Tones
Boss Callin Tones
Callin All Day Tones
Dad Callin Tones
Duckin Me Tones
Guess Who Tones
Hear Me Tones
Im Callin Tones
Incoming Call Tones
Irritatin Tones
Its Ya Man
Mom Callin Tones
Need To Tones
Off The Hook Tones
Pick Me Up Tones
R- I- N- G Tones
Ring Ring Ring Tones
Y O
You Hear Me Tones

Yo Momma Jokes
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Three Stooges
Took An Umbrella
Jumped Out The Window
A Daycare Center
Sits On The TV
Hear The Ocean
Took The Pepsi Challenge
Soul Train
Stepped On A Crack
Called Dan Quayle
Took A Spoon
Stole Free Bread
Got Stabbed
Took A Ruler
What The Number Was
Invited A Cop
Quarter Back
Solar Powered Flash Lite
Sold Her Car For Gas Money
Tripped Over A Cordless Phone
Alphabetical Order
Locked In A Grocery Store
Dig To Find Her IQ
Chilli Outside
2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes
Texaco buys oil from her
She sweats Crisco
She got tangled up
Lick other peoples fingers
She went to McDonalds
Bought Hefty bags at Kmart
She Waves around a...
She Drives a Peanut
Her Face is on the front of...
She Eats Cereal with her Fork
She says Ding
Ring the doorbell
Cannot afford to pay attention
She make mud look clean
Creap up on the bathwater
In her yearbook
Her Birth Certificate is in...
She Ran Track
She was a Waitress at the Last Supper
New Burger King When...
Her Birth Certificate
Picture of Moses
When She Was in School
Her SSN# is 1
Act her own Age
Tied the Bunjee Chord
Walks into a Bank
Tied a Steak
People ask if it's Halloween
Took her to Work
Dad Met Her at the Pound
She Scares the Roaches Away
NHL Banned Her for Life
Turn Medusa To Stone
She Trick or Treats on the Phone
Even Ted Danson
Even Rice Krispies
Jumped in the Bath
Made Monster Cookies
12 Hours
She Made An Onion Cry
Pay Her
If Ugly Were Bricks
Moved Halloween
Her Mom
364 Extra Days
Tried out for Star Wars
Gorilla Cookies
Looked out the window


Audio Flirts & Pickup Lines
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Do you have any rasins?
Blinded by your beauty
Where you talking to me?
No Chance
Roses are red
You look like
Are your legs tired?
Are you lost?
Poof
I hope you know CPR
You better have a license
New burger at McDonalds
Do you have the time?
Lets make like a fabric softener
Are you an interior decorator
I am a thief
What do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gilette?
Are you a parking ticket?
I am invisable
Fall out of a building
Never had a dream come true
You look like my first wife
Do you have a sunburn?
Addicted to yes
U N I together
No really this tall
This is a test
You must be the prime rib
If beauty was sunlight
Do you mind
Life without you
A broken pencil
Your body is a wonderland
Sweet as can be
Can I have directions?
Are you an alien?
Did you fart?
Your smokin?
If you were a booger?
Just a sparkle
You have been a bad girl
If beauty were time
Do you know karate?
Are you as beautiful?
Do you have a bandaid?
Turning me down
I hope your day
You make me melt
The same color as my porsche
I can tell your future
I am Mister Right
Giant Polar Bear
Your so hot
I must be a snowflake
Giving me a toothache
My love for you
If looks could kill
Did it hurt
Can you empty your pockets
Do you have a map
Bet you $20.00
Do you believe in the hereafter?
Beautiful or not
Most beautiful girl in this room
As blue as my toilet water
Intoxicated by you
Do you want to make millions?
The night is young
Kiss me if I am wrong
The only TEN I SEE


Halloween Greetings
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Trick or Treat
Happy Halloween
Be Safe