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  • Where do baby trees go to school?
    To a tree nursery.

  • How did the farmer mend his pants?
    With cabbage patches.

  • What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
    I apologize, I am a little horse.

  • What pet is always found on the floor?
    A carpet.

  • Where were potatoes first fried?
    In Greece.

  • What is a tornado's favorite game?
    Twister!

  • Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
    He couldn't concentrate.

  • What is a kayaker's favorite kind of lettuce?
    Row-maine.

  • How do you file a nail?
    Under the letter N.

  • What is the different between a piano and a fish?
    You can't tuna fish.

  • How do you make a lemon drop?
    Hold it and then let go.

  • How do you repair a broken tomato?
    Tomato Paste.

  • What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
    Frostbite.

  • What kind of key opens a casket?
    A skeleton key.

  • Where did the one-legged man work?
    I-Hop.

  • Why do bees have sticky hair?
    Because they use honeycombs.

  • Why was the man running around his bed?
    He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

  • What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
    Pumpkin Pi.

  • How many rubber ducks can you put in an empty bathtub?
    One, after that the tub is no longer empty.

  • How does Jack Frost travel?
    By icicle.

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