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  • Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
    Because it's two-tired.

  • What time does a shark get up?

  • What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
    Put it on my bill.

  • What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
    Hi Cliff.

  • What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A bulldozer!

  • What do firemen put in their soup?
    Fire crackers!

  • What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he was having trouble eating at a Chinese restaurant?
    "Use the fork, Luke."

  • What do sea monsters eat?
    Fish and ships.

  • What's red and bad for your teeth?
    A brick.

  • What do you call a snowman with a sun tan?
    A puddle.

  • What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
    Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

  • How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
    A buccaneer.

  • What clothes does a house wear?

  • What bird can lift the most?
    A crane.

  • What time do twins get up?

  • Have you heard the joke about the garbage truck?
    Don't worry, it's only a load of rubbish.

  • What did one elevator say to the other?
    I think I'm coming down with something!

  • Did you hear the story about the skunk?
    Never mind, it stinks.

  • Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?
    Because it was a moth ball.

  • What do you get from nervous cows?
    Milk shakes.

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