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  • why does the Mississippi river see so well?
    Because it has five "i"'s.

  • Why do witches fly brooms?
    Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

  • Why did the snail cross the road?
    I'll tell you when he gets there.

  • Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
    Because he didn't have the guts.

  • How do goldfish go into business?
    They start on a small scale.

  • Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
    To get to the second hand shop.

  • Why are four legged animals so bad at dancing?
    Because they have two left feet.

  • April showers bring mayflowers, then what do mayflowers bring?

  • Why was Cinderalla so bad at soccer?
    Because she ran away from the ball.

  • Where does bad light go?
    To prism.

  • How does a witch tell time?
    With a witch watch.

  • What comes after a monkey?
    It's tail.

  • What goes up when the rain comes down?
    An umbrella.

  • Why did the skeleton go to the barbeque?
    Because he wanted some spare ribs.

  • Why is the ocean so friendly?
    Because it gives big waves.

  • What color is a burp?

  • How do you make a band stand?
    Take away their chairs.

  • What did the left ear say to the right ear?
    Between us, we have brains.

  • What's smaller than an ant's mouth?
    An ant's dinner.

  • Why didn't the sun go to college?
    Because he already had a thousand degrees.

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