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  • Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants to the golf match?
    In case he got a hole in one.

  • What do you call a snail on a boat?
    A snailor.

  • How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
    Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

  • What kind of building has the most stories?
    The library.

  • Why did the cow wear a bell?
    Because its horns don't work.

  • What is the difference between a bird and fly?
    A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

  • On what kind of ships do students study?

  • What do cows say when they want someone to move?
    Moooove over.

  • Why did fruit punch and cereal box?
    Because they were having a food fight.

  • Why did the little fella sleep on the chandelier? Because he
    was a light sleeper.

  • Why can you never trust atoms?
    They make up everything.

  • What kind of teacher doesn't fart in public?
    A private tutor.

  • Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 8 9.

  • If you were in a candy shop and you were about to die what kind of candy would you get?
    A life saver.

  • why does the Mississippi river see so well?
    Because it has five "i"'s.

  • Why do witches fly brooms?
    Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

  • Why did the snail cross the road?
    I'll tell you when he gets there.

  • Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
    Because he didn't have the guts.

  • How do goldfish go into business?
    They start on a small scale.

  • Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
    To get to the second hand shop.

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