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Winnie's Mom
Q. What does Winnie the Poo call his mother?
A. PooNannie
A. PooNannie
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Annoying Things To Do In A Restaurant
Ask for a seat for your imaginary friend Bobo.
Growl constantly and address everyone as 'Matey'.
Ask for the Soup-du-Jour… at a fast food joint.
Then ask about the freshness of the meat.
Get out a stopwatch and see how fast you can get the manager over to you.
Stare at a neighbor's food until they say something and then reply, "Oh don't mind me, I'm just looking for the piece of food that flew out of my mouth."
Ask the waiter for a fresh fork, then a fresh spoon, then a fresh tablecloth.
Burp the National Anthem, call anyone who objects unpatriotic.
Yell, "Oh no not now!" and make a mad dash to the bathroom.
Make obvious attempts to trip the waiters, snicker constantly.
Growl constantly and address everyone as 'Matey'.
Ask for the Soup-du-Jour… at a fast food joint.
Then ask about the freshness of the meat.
Get out a stopwatch and see how fast you can get the manager over to you.
Stare at a neighbor's food until they say something and then reply, "Oh don't mind me, I'm just looking for the piece of food that flew out of my mouth."
Ask the waiter for a fresh fork, then a fresh spoon, then a fresh tablecloth.
Burp the National Anthem, call anyone who objects unpatriotic.
Yell, "Oh no not now!" and make a mad dash to the bathroom.
Make obvious attempts to trip the waiters, snicker constantly.
Baboon Face
Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a f...
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few
things when he noticed an old lady following him around.
Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally
he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made
you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my
son, who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I
can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye,
Mother'? It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total
was $127.50.
"How can that be?" He asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
things when he noticed an old lady following him around.
Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally
he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made
you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my
son, who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I
can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye,
Mother'? It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total
was $127.50.
"How can that be?" He asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
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