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Who Is God?
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out...try some of these relaxing tidbits :)1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.(This one is great to teach neices and nephews!)2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill.(Even better to call after doing it and say you didn't authorize it and want to know what the hell is going on!)3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.(This one keeps cats and men occupied for awhile.)4. When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.(Like going the store to stock up on ammunition maybe?)5. Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check-out counter and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.(And if she's cute, always ask if assistance is available.)6. Dance naked in front of your pets.(Not recommended for anyone with a pet Gorilla.)7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards, and send him/her off to school as if nothing is wrong.(You can get real creative here...especially if you put a dress on your son.)8. Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.(Trust me...they're in there! I found 70 in just the A's!)
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"Bill said, "Sure."So Joe takes out a picture.Bill says, "What are you talking about?Thats not your aunt!Thats a picture of a fish!"Joe says, "Well sure it is... It's my aunt Chovy!"
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.
She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Bobby?"
"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard.
Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny Billy?"
"Well teacher, I just saw BOTH of your garters."
Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is more severe, and tells him - "I don't want to see you for three weeks!"
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
"And where do you think you are going?" she asks.
"Well teach, from what I just saw, my school days are over!"
She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Bobby?"
"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard.
Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny Billy?"
"Well teacher, I just saw BOTH of your garters."
Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is more severe, and tells him - "I don't want to see you for three weeks!"
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
"And where do you think you are going?" she asks.
"Well teach, from what I just saw, my school days are over!"
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