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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
It would chuck as much wood as it could,
And chuck as much wood
As a woodchuck would chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
a peck of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick;
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?
Peter Piper, the pickled pepper picker, picked a peck of pickled peppers,
a peck of pickled peppers did Peter Piper, the pickled pepper picker pick;
if Peter Piper, the pickled pepper picker, picked a peck of pickled
peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper, the
pickled pepper picker, picked?
 
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
 
Rural juror
 
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
 
Sure the ship's shipshape, sir
 
Freshly-fried flying fish.
 
We surely shall see the sun shine soon
 
The big black bug's blood ran blue.

Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.

Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.
 
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