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Shadchan Eisenberg was walking along the Miami Beach seashore one morning
when a gigantic creature with two heads, a long, slimy tail and completely
covered in barnacles, crawled out of the coean and onto the beach.
The shadchan's first impulse was to take to his heels, but he conquered his inchoate fright and ran over to the weird denizen of the deep.

"Say," he cried, "have I got a girl for you!"

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