My home church welcomes all denominations, but mainly they prefer tens and
If absense makes the heart grow fonder, some people must really love church.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked
The ark was built in 3 stories, and the top story had a window to let light
Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What is the best way to get to Paradise?
Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
What is the first recorded case of constipation in the Bible?
Which bible character had no parents?
Why didn't Noah go fishing?
How do we know that they played cards in the ark?
What did Jesus do when he walked into the Holiday Inn?"
A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle
When the guest finally was able to speak, he gasped, "I've heard many
A minister was opening his mail one morning. Drawing a single sheet of paper
The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many people who have written
"Now, how many of you would like to go to heaven?" asked the Sunday school
"I'm sorry, I can't. My Mommy told me to come right home after Sunday
A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm. As the
To which he replies, "Lady, I'm in sales, not management."
The youth director had been trying for months to get the little boy down the
His mother asked him why did he run home instead of riding with the youth
The little boy answered, "It's all a racket! They get you there and let you
A young girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could
She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again, praying, "Dear
"I hope you didn't take it personally, Reverend," an embarrassed woman said
"I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher replied.
"It's not a reflection on you, sir," insisted the church goer. "Ralph has
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed
After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking
And the gentleman replied, "You're not the only one ma'am, I'm glad it's
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman calmly called the
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,"Why did
"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AX and two 38s!"
A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls,
A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really?! How do you know?" the teacher asked.
"You know - 'Our Father, who does art in Heaven. . ."
A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on.
A Sunday School teacher asked a little boy, "Bobby, do you believe in the
"No," said the little boy. "He's just like Santa Claus. I think it's my
A six year old boy was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at church
After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to
"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"
"Well, I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be
A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some time on Sunday
A minister was forced to stop by a traffic cop to pull over for speeding. As
The cop handed the minister the ticket and said, "Go thou and sin no more."
I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. I haven't
In a few minutes, though, I'm going to get out of bed. From then on I'm
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head
A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her
"But Father, I have a divine right," she informs.
"Yes, I see that.... and your left one isn't bad either, but you still must
The preacher came to call on me the other day. He said that at my age I
God: "Whew! I just created a 24 hour period of alternating light and
Angel: "What are you going to do now?"
God: "Call it a day."
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession
The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man
Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knockin' man, there's no paper in this
A missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a
And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion
A cardinal ran into the Pope's office and said, "Your Holiness, Jesus just
The Pope looked up from his work and replied, "Look busy."
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "But why?"
"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."