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Redneck Jokes: I was traveling through south Georgia yesterday and noticed a lot of signs
saying "pecans ahead." Wouldn't "restrooms ahead" be more appropriate?

What do rednecks call ductape?

An infinite number of rednecks, in an infinite number of pickup trucks,
firing an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs,
will produce all the great works of literature - in Braille.

I just received Alabama's new state quarter. It is two dimes and a nickel
taped together.

What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo?
On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the
scientific name in Latin. A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal
and a recipe.

Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in
trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
Nice tooth!

Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

What do a divorce in Tennessee, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in
Florida have in common?
Somebody is fixin' to lose them a house trailer.

Why do folks from Tennessee go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
17 and under are not admitted.

What do you get when you have 32 Tennesseeians in the same room?
A full set of teeth.

Why did O.J. Simpson want to move the Tennessee?
Everyone there has the same DNA.

Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Tennessee burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.

A new law was recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple gets a divorce
they're still brother and sister.

How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the
person at the front desk says "go ahead."

How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia
to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
A documentary.

What do they call it in Kentucky?
"Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."

Why did God invent armadillos?
So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.


At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins
shot him.

"Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray
picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'"

"And then what happened?" the officer interrupted.

"From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"


Two Tennesseeians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other. One is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in the bag?"

"Just some chickens."

"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"

"Heck, I'll give you both of them!"

"Okay. Five?"


Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that
she would send someone out right away.

"Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over
to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"


Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of the
toothbrush. Researchers knew the purpose of the device, but wanted to know
and acknowledge the originating location.

After a very long and exasperating study the researchers came to their
conclusion as to the origin of the toothbrush. It was decided that the brush
was invented in West Virginia.

Intrigued with the discovery, the researchers were asked by the media how
they came to the conclusion. They all agree it was simple deduction, "If it
was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush."


A Tennesseeian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door,
telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on

"Okay" replied the fireman, "How do we get there?"

"Don't you still have those big red trucks?"



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