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Political Jokes: Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them
jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that
controls you?"

And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"


A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

He said, "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the
body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But
if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill,
the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort
little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will
not compromise."


At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of
being "lifeless as a statue."

"That is absurd," Gore stoically stated. "When elected, the people of
America will see just how passionate and alive I truly am."

Embarrassed for her husband, Tipper, leaned in to whisper, "Honey, you have
a pigeon on your head."


Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.


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