Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
You got something on your chest: my eyes
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.