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Actual Control Tower Conversations
Airplane Pilot
Company Policy
On The Job Wisdom
QUOTES FROM ACTUAL PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS
15 Ways To Uplift the Workplace
1stPerson: "Do you know anything about...
A bus station is where a bus stops...
A customer sent an order to a distributor...
A Kiss and A Slap
A Lesson From Management
A man goes to his bank manager and says...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing...
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
A responsible applicant
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him...
A small analogy
A Smart Salesman!
A succession of generations
A tight travel budget
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste...
A walking economy
A young executive was leaving the office...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day...
Accountant and farmer
Accounting Interview
Actual Business Signs In USA
Actual Job Application
Actual Newspaper Ads
Advertising Secretary
Advice for a Fisherman
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping...
An economist's logic
An economist's speech
An old occupation
An Orchestra
Application rejections
As the end of the day drew near...
Bad computer viruses
Bad Day at the Drug Store
Bad Japanese economy
Bank customer service
Blind pilots
Boss wants too much
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
Bosses versus workers
Brain or muscles?
Brave Old Firemen
Bricklayer's Accident Report
Business one-liners 01
Businessman is dying
Buy machine factory
Calling in Sick....
Catching a criminal
Caught Sleeping At Work Responses
Chalk Mark
Changed HR policies
Commuting to Work
Company buzz words
Company Trucks
Construction Workers
Cool REAL Signs!
Corporate America Recreation Preferences
Corporate Lingo
Cubicle Drawbacks
Daughter in college
Describe professions
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you pay taxes?
Dinosaurs are talking
Distribute Order
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth...
Doing the job right
Downsizing
Drummer problems
Duties will be the same
Eating with children.
Economics astrology
Economics ruins life
Economics textbooks
Economist Valentines
Economists in parades
Employee evaluations.
Equally qualified
Equation of earnings
Evaluation comments
Everybody, somebody, anybody, and nobody
Executive Decision
Extra Skills
Fake two dollar bill
Final Exam Paper
Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
Florist Mixup
Ford
Formal Inquiry
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad...
Fun with telemarketers
Funny Signs
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard III
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IV
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IX
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard V
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VI
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VII
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VIII
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X
Go the extra mile--It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
God Meets Bureaucracy
God's Watching
Half a year to live
Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away!
Hard At Work....as usual
Have a life after death
Have incredible dogs
Hotel Room
How all careers end
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
How you made money
I am looking for a job as a consultant...
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.
I have a big problem
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
Identifying wasted time
If at first you don't succeed--try management.
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
I'm at the wrong bank
Inspirational Messages Redefined
Installing Carpet
Interpret Your Evaluation Comments
Interview Don'ts
Interview Mistakes
It Doesn't Work Like That
It's not a big deal, but it feels good
Japanese management lecture
Jet Fuel
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
Job Interview
Job Placement