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New Hampshire Crazy Law
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.
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Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
You may not run machinery on Sundays.
You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
White Mountain Nat. Forest
If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''.
It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.
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Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
You may not run machinery on Sundays.
You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
White Mountain Nat. Forest
If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''.
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head!
Absent Minded
A Filipino pilot who became well known for his absent-mindedness was invited to pilot a new flying boat. The pilot had a good time flying. After spending a couple of hours in the air, the pilot decided that it was time to land. He was about to make a landing on the ground when his assistant reminded that they were supposed to land on the sea.
"Yes, I know. I was just testing you," answered the pilot. "I am not that absent-minded." So the flying boat made a safe landing on the water. Having accomplished this, the pilot, being proud for not committing a big mistake, opened the door and stepped into the sea.
"Yes, I know. I was just testing you," answered the pilot. "I am not that absent-minded." So the flying boat made a safe landing on the water. Having accomplished this, the pilot, being proud for not committing a big mistake, opened the door and stepped into the sea.
Life's Lost Laws
1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen
and stupidity
2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
3. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery
easier to live
with.
4. Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull
before.
5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three
friends. If they're OK, you're it.
6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad
check.
7. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
8. It has recently been discovered that research causes
cancer in rats.
9. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
10. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your
book.
11. Corollary: If you are given a take-home test, you will
forget where
you live.
12. The trouble with doing something right the first time is
that
nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
13. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to
serve as a
warning to others.
14. TJ's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
15. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains
because the
average man can see better than he can think.
16. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no
influence on
society.
17. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving
from where
you left them to where you can't find them.
18. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits
the fan will
not be evenly distributed.
Number 16 of course, came from Mark Twain
and stupidity
2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
3. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery
easier to live
with.
4. Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull
before.
5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three
friends. If they're OK, you're it.
6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad
check.
7. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
8. It has recently been discovered that research causes
cancer in rats.
9. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
10. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your
book.
11. Corollary: If you are given a take-home test, you will
forget where
you live.
12. The trouble with doing something right the first time is
that
nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
13. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to
serve as a
warning to others.
14. TJ's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
15. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains
because the
average man can see better than he can think.
16. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no
influence on
society.
17. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving
from where
you left them to where you can't find them.
18. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits
the fan will
not be evenly distributed.
Number 16 of course, came from Mark Twain
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