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Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers!
Shut up and eat your french fries!
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Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?
Shut up, you know that grandma's leg is no longer infested.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why is my hair so slimy?
Shut up, you little snot.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like Sister!
Shut up, and keep eating!
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Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now!
Keep quiet, you can't use Grandpa's glass eye today
Description: Shut up and eat your french fries!
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Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?
Shut up, you know that grandma's leg is no longer infested.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why is my hair so slimy?
Shut up, you little snot.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like Sister!
Shut up, and keep eating!
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Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now!
Keep quiet, you can't use Grandpa's glass eye today
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