At a Budapest zoo - Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan - Stop - Drive Sideways.From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner - Cooles and Heates - If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
From the Soviet Weekly - There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In a Bangkok dry cleaners - Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby - The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office - We take your bags and send them in all directions.
In a hotel in Athens, Greece - Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 AM daily.
In a Japanese hotel room - Please to bathe inside the tub.
In a Paris hotel elevator - Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a Rhodes, Greece tailor shop - Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
In a Swiss mountain inn - Special today -- no ice cream.
In a Tokyo Hotel - Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In a Tokyo shop - Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
In an Acapulco hotel - The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist - Teeth extrcted by the latest Methodists.
In an East African newspaper - A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In the window of a Swedish furrier - Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant - Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop - Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
Sign from a Majorcan shop entrance - English well talking
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