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Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
 
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
 
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
The stay on the same side
 
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls
 
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?
To get to the other slide.
 
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To cockadoodle dooo something
 
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs.
 
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
 
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have enough guts
 
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have enough guts
 
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken.


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