Dumb.com Joke - Beware of drunken bears

  Dumb.com » Jokes» Beware of drunken bears

Bookmark and Share

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

LOS ANGELES TIMES, October 8:

People of northwestern Montana have been advised to be on the lookout for drunken bears. Black bears and grizzlies have been congregating along the tracks of the Burlington Northern railroad tracks, where a train carrying hundreds of tons of corn derailed some time ago. The corn has fermented, and the aroma is attracting the bears. "The bears are actually intoxicated up there," said wildlife biologist Loren Hicks. And a grizzly with a hangover can be cross as a bear.

Description:


Media Details
Tags: joke
Rating: 0 out of 0 votes
Rate this joke: Sucks 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 Kicks Ass
Share this
Login/Register to add this joke to your favorites
Bookmark and share this joke:     del.icio.us     Reddit     digg     Furl     Spurl     Simpy     YahooMyWeb
Use the code below to embed this joke into your webpage, MySpace profile and so on:

Use the code below to link to this joke in your forum posts using BBCode

Tell a friend
Your name:
Your friend's name:
Your friend's e-mail:
Your message:


Comments
No comments for this media. Be the first one to leave a comment.
Post a comment
Login/Register in order to be able to comment on this media.