Tired and Exhausted - Auto repair shop in Bensenville, Illinois
Dew Drop Inn - Motel in Forks, Washington
Barber Blacksheep - A barber shop in Brighton, United Kingdom
Surelock Homes - Burglar alarms, in San Jose, California
Indiana Bones Temple of Groom - Doggie day care & boutique in Thousand Oaks, California
Bits & PCs - Computer store in Ossining, NY
It's Curtains For You - Curtain store in Shawnee, Kansas
British Hairways - Barber shop in Bailey, Colorado
Cyclo Analysts - Bicycle shop in Oxford, United Kingdom
Sherrill's Eat Here and Get Gas - Gas station in Tipton, Indiana
Sole Mate - Sneaker boutique in Sydney, Australia
What Were You Inking? - Tattoo removal in Denver, Colorado
Lawn and Order - Landscaping
AA Liquor Market - Seems like an bad business for AA to get into
Cash 22 - Pawn broker and payday loans
Harrison Ford - Car dealership in Northeast Ohio
I'll Cut You - Hair salon in Chicago, Illinois
Frame Set & Match - Picture framers with 3 locations in London, England
Wax On Wax Off - Full service salon and spa in Chicago, Illinois
Cheeses of Nazareth - Located in Nazareth, Israel
Carl's Pane In The Glass - Screen and window repair in Garland, Texas
Sew Easy - Sewing classes for kids in Needham, Massachusetts
Lino Ritchie - Discount carpet & vinyl in Ireland
Back To The Futon - Futon store in Victoria, Australia
A Lot Of Cars - Used car dealership in Ogden, Utah
Tanking You - Rainwater tank sales in Australia
Best Little Hair House in Denver - Beauty salon in Denver, Colorado
Unbeweavable - Beauty supply in Brooklyn, New York
Major Tom's Ground Control - Lawn care in Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada
Suck-Cess - Drainage services in Surrey, United Kingdom
TongueNchic - Dental boutique in Elgin, Illinois
A Stitch In Time - Sewing and alterations in Hingham, Massachusetts
Planet of the Grapes - Wine merchant, restaurant, and bar in London, England
Shear-Lock Combs - Salon and day spa in St. Peters, Missouri
Thistle Do Nicely - A gift shop in Edinburgh, UK
Tequila Mockingbird - Mexican bar and grill in Ocean City, Maryland
Stemtation - Floral designers in Dunsborough, Western Australia
Big Nose, Full Body - Wine store in the Park Slope neighborhood of Brooklyn
The Muttropolitan - A sophisticated, modern salon for chic downtown pets in Little Tokyo in Downtown Los Angeles
Sew Nice Dressmaking - Clothing alterations and mending in Victoria, Australia
Get Plastered - Plastering services in Scotland
Attitude Adjustement Shoppe - Liqour Store Name In Ojai, CA
Fleetwood Macchiato - Coffee shop in Australia
EyeQ - Optometrists (I heard the owner fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself).
Buckingham Pallets - Pallet company
Juan In A Million - Mexican restaurant in Austin, Texas. They also sponsor the annual "A Hole In Juan" charity golf tournament to benefit a local elementary school.
The Found Sock - Coin-op Laundromat
Myles From Nowhere - An antiques shop located in Nova Scotia, Canada
Sew What - Gifts & stiches
Fi-Dough - Mail order dog treats
Junk & Disorderly - Second hand store
Tree Wise Men - Tree maintenance
William The Concreter - Ready mixed or mixed on site, in England
Ink About It - A paper arts specialty store
Curl Up & Die - Hair salon
YahPOO! Plumbing - Plumber
Amy's Winehouse - Liquor store in Sunderland, United Kingdom
Florist Gump - Florist
Austin Flowers - London, England
Boring Business Systems - This Lakeland, Florida technology company is named after Allan D. Boring, who bought the company in the 1960s
Ooooh Girl...Who Did Your Hair? - Salon and spa in Albuquerque, New Mexico
Jack The Stripper - Wood stripping
Spruce Springclean - House cleaners
Amazing Grates - Fireplace shop
HAIRanoia? - Hair salon
Many Happy Returns - Tax preparation
Luna Sea Motel - Recently renamed to Econo Lodge, in Cocoa Beach, Florida
Frisky Business - Boutique
Vinyle Resting Place - Record store
Custard's Last Stand - Soft ice cream
Hair We Are - Hair salon
Chain Reaction Cycles - A bicycle shop in Northern Ireland
Bags Bunny - Purses
Electricity Bill - An electrician named Bill
Fashion Do-Do - A sportswear shop in the UK
Cari Lang, Hairapist - Blue Springs, Missouri
I'm Hair For You - Hair salon
Barf Bed & Breakfast
Slaughter & Son - Funeral directors
Ick. - Clothing
Temple of Vroom - Driving school
Real Imposters Jewelry
Amigone Funeral Home
Now Hair This - Hair salon
Your Mom's - Dance studio
Bon A-Pet-Treat - Pet bakery
Wagner's Barber Shop & Guns - Greensburg, Indiana
PEDO - A diaper manufacturer in Turkey
Wooden It Be Lovely - A toy shop in Southampton, UK
Hair Raid Shelter - Barber
Hindenburger Flame Broiled - Burger joint
The Loan Arranger - Mortgages
Cane & Able - Mobility store for seniors and the disabled
Combing Attractions - Hair salon
Sew and Tell - Embroidery store
Shear Madness - Hair studio
Sofa So Good - Quality leather and fabric for office suites, sofas, and chairs
Beauty and the Beach - Salon in the UK
The Sweet Dairy Air - Ice cream shop
Iron Maiden - Ironing service
The Merchant of Tennis - A tennis supply store with 2 locations in Ontario, Canada
The Greatful Head - Barber shop in San Francisco, California
That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles - Los Angeles ice cream and dessert shop
The Sole-Man - Shoe repair and leatherworks in Winter Park, Florida
Pushy Galore - Bike shop
Scissor's Palace - Hair salon
Shore Enough - Beachside bed and breakfast
Pets and The City - Pet store
Jean-Claude Van Man - Movers
Facial Attraction - A beauty clinic in London
Sunny & Shears - Hair salon in Warwick, Rhode Island
Funny Restaurant Names:
Jurassic Pork BBQ - A Baltimore food truck
Deja Brew - Coffee shop in Three Lakes, Wisconsin
Pizza The Action - Pizza shop
Pita Pan - In Park Slope, Brooklyn, New York
The Human Bean - Coffee shop franchise with around 50 locations, mostly in the Western USA
So We Meat Again - Deli in Phoenix, Arizon
Lettuce Tempt You - Gourmet sandwiches and salads in Australia
Lord of the Wings - Chicken wings franchise in Lebanon, Kuwait,, and Egypt
Genghis Cohen - Chinese restaurant in Los Angeles
Wok N Roll - Chinese food in Providence, Rhode Island
Java The Hut Coffee Shop - Located in Leesburg, Georgia
Funny Store and Business Names