Would you like stitches with that?
Ever have someone burn you so bad that you tell yourself next time you ever see them you're going to get even no matter what? Dude stole 1500$ worth of music gear (Guitar, Peavey Classic Chorus 212 scorpion equipped, couple boss pedals, hardshell case, etc), proceded to disappear off the face of the earth. 9 Months go by. He walks into the Tim Hortons where I was working as a baker. I told my manager at the time I was really sorry for what I was about to do. In the dining room. One Punch. 8 Stitches.
well i was working at Dunken Donuts for almost a year. and the first few weeks everything was fine. after awhile i started to realize people where always talking about me behind my back. i was even told that i was gonna get fired because no one liked me. for what ever reason. well one day i got really sick and i couldn't go to work or a week (i was in the hospital) well after i got out i went in to work to get my check and they told me that i fired and not to come in any more.
Soup with that?
I was working as a waitress for Olive Garden, and with the meals you get either soup or salad, and the guy i was waiting on wanted both salad & soup. So I went in the back, collected all his stuff along with Im guessing his wife or girlfriend's food, and proceeded back to the table & the second I put the salad down he was like "Umm could I maybe get some soup with that?" so i just looked at him and started to grab the soup off the tray and in the process of him rolling his eyes like a jerk, i "accidentally" spilled the soup all on the side of his body. Needless to say he started freaking out saying I did it on purpose, so I put the tray down and right as it reached the table my manager came over, got pulled aside by the customer, then I got pulled in the back and of course fired about 5 minutes later. They couldn't have someone working there with a "hostile" attitude. Oops. I obviously can't work
in customer service.
Call Center Wreck!
okay i was working at a summer camp and needed some extra cash to start off the school year. so my friend tells me about this call center where all you do is just sit and take pizza orders... im thinking to myself okay piece of cake! i can do that. long story short i get a interview and get the job. but boy was i wrong! that job sucked! it was boring and they had us working hard for 7 funky dollars, and the supervisors were all jerks! so about a month into the job i QUIT! and told all the supervisors to go drink bleach. p.s. dont EVER take a job that a friend recommends
I was working at winners(the ugh disgusting clothing store where everyone tries everything)
I was a cashier there, but I don't know why at Winners they train you everything cause they are cheap idiots who pays you minimum wage and wants to see you moving 24-7!
well I got fired because I joked with a co-worker saying that I will punch you in the face (me joking and in a humour way of saying) because the co-worker was being bossy, so sure this ugly jerk co-worker went to management next day and told them about me threatening her (violence). AHA way to go people. i bet she spent all night thinking about how i am going to punch her when i see her next! and yea one more thing the manager was like telling me how I always lean on the wall while i'm on cash, like what the heck man i am not allowed to lean for a bit! managers do nothing anyways all they do is sit and eat and boss everyone around....
ok so i was working at GameStop,one day i was tired and i was all ready to go home and then the boss checked the games and other stuff before i closed down so i had went in the back to get my stuff so i can go and give him the keys so i come back up and he talkin about i stole something and the game was 20.00 and i was like well its just 20.00 dollors i will just buy it if i wanted it and then he was like well you got to pay 4 it and i got mad and i just got out of there then when he fired me i called his boss and he got fired 4 not having cameras and 4 not geting to the bottom of it and i still work there
Gourmet Dog Treats
Right after my divorce, the only job I managed to get rather quickly was this new kiosk opening up in the mall, called "Just Dogs Gourmet" and all they sold was gourmet dog treats. Anyway, my 1st day there, my son was in his 1st day of preschool and got sick all over his clothes. The following day I got sick as well and there was no way for me to get in touch with my manager as the phones were not even hooked up yet. I even tried to e-mail him, in hopes he would get it. Well, the following day I was feeling better and went into work, worked the whole day, and as I was getting ready to leave, the manager asked to speak with me. He sat me down at a table in the food court and proceeded to fire me, because he didn't think I was reliable! WHAT A CROCK. I explained that he didn't give me a chance to prove myself. He just sat there and shook his head at me. I ended up calling him a jerk before storming out the mall doors. The
next day I brought up the clothes my son had puked
on in a bag and told my ex-manager that those were for him. I was walking out as he opened the bag and heard him get sick all over the counter!!! It was gross, but it was so rewarding!! That kiosk closed due to lack of sales about 2 months later! HA
So this 19yo kid starts working my store. A Speedway. Anyway, he was odd to begin with and I had heard stories about him saying strange things in front of customers. Last weekend I found out he was fired, because one of my managers caught on to him stealing cartons of cigarettes and found 4 behind the dumpster and 2 in his car. Not only do we have like 15 surveylance cameras in the store, but he was a sneaky little jerk lol! He apparently also stole money from the drawers to the tune of 2000USD! Hes going to jail! What a doofus.
Things To Do...
well one day i walked into a local grocery store and they offered me a job as a shelf stacker. i was low on money so i decided to have a go and said yes. 2 weeks later i got sick of the job and wanted to leave but couldnt get the courage to quit because the owner of the store was an old lady and she was really nice. anyways, so i thought of some ideas to get fired an done came up ... tickle the lady and so the next day i went up to her and started tickling she didnt laugh but i did and so i was the only one making noise in the store and she said FIRED!!
Oil Change Hell
Ok I worked as an oil change boy. I was 18. Started working the day I graduated high school. Worked there 1 1/2 years - never called off once. I was a HARD working employee trying to make this guy money. I had oppertunity to become manager but declined because I didn't want to be put on salary and working 75 hours a week. They decided to get rid of the 'teenage' look and highered in a bunch of guys that we all knew were going to replace us. So on a slow day I was pissed off. I was training my replacement. So since this guy didn't know anything I waited for it to get super busy. (It's just me + the new guy). I drain the customers oil, take off the filter and said screw it, I'm going to get breakfast. Have at it big guy. I walked out the door, (not clocking out - I decided a sit down meal would be nice). Afterwards I figure what the hell, I will just go home and watch some tv. The boss calls me asking if I was going to come back to work -
and I told him no. He had to leave his golf outing to
come teach the new guy - (which the owner doesn't know how to change oil). Moral: Don't make somebody train their replacement and expect them to care about their job anymore...
Fired For A Wee!
I was working at McDonalds and I was flipping the burgers it was a busy Friday night there were big queue's me and another guy paul were the only guys flippin the burgers and I really really neaded to go to the toliet my jerk of a boss wouldnt let me so then he said to me Cole get me a drink of water I'm thirsty. I gave him a yellow twist to his water and told him I quit.
ma and pa shop idiots
I was working for a small ma and pa shop that was owned by 2 elderly church Pastors when i was hired i was promised an equal work enviornment not based on my religious beleifs but when a potitioner sat in our lobby for 2 hours and i refused to sign against gay marrage, well it took 1 week for them to find a nice fellow church member to replace me.
I WAS A COVERING FOR A STAFF CANTEEN CHEF FOR A BIG HOTEL IN LONDON.....THE HEAD CHEF HAD IT IN FOR ME HENCE THE DEMOTION TO STAFF COOK...BUT I WAS DOING WELL AND HAD IMPRESSED THE CHEF WITH MY MATURE ATTITUDE AND WAS CLOSE TO PROMOTION...BUT I SCREWED UP ...I TOOK 3LB BANANAS TO MY ROOM TO EAT LATER AS I OBVIOUSLY LIKE BANANAS LOL....AS I GOT THE LIFT TO STAFF QUARTERS MY HEAD CHEF SAW ME I SAID MORNING CHEF AND HE JUST STARED ....TEN MINUTES LATER SECURITY GRABBED ME AND ACCUSED ME OF TAKING FOOD OFF THE PREMISES EVEN THOUGH THE BANANAS WERE FOR STAFF....AFTER 2 WEEKS (ID WORKED THERE FOR 18 MONTHS) I WAS FIRED UNFAIRLY MY REP AND EVEN THE SECURITY GUYS SAID AND I WAS ON MY WAY....WHY SO KEEN TO FIRE ME....WELL HE'D HEARD WHEN I WAS TURNED DOWN FOR PROMOTION MONTHS EARLIER I TOOK REVENGFE BY PEEING IN HIS TEA SERVING COLD MEALS TO HIM AND BASICALLY SABOTAGING HIS FOOD (AS I WAS HIS CHEF MEAL LACKY)...WELL I MUST CONFESS THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE...SORRY
IAN OF THE TOWER THISTLE HOTEL...THEY ARE TRUE!
CINEWORLD,I TOOK TIME OUT FROM MY CHEF WORK TO GET A JOB I LOVED CINEMA SUPERVISOR...I WAS A MOVIEHOLIC AND WAS DOING WELL...BUT MY BOSS MARK CHANGED HE WENT FROM MATE TO JERK IN A FEW MONTHS I WAS SO FED UP I THREW MY PHONE DOWN KEYS DOWN STRIPPED OFF MY UNIFORM AND WALKED HOME IN JUST MY BOXERS AND FOOTY SHIRT AS I HAD TO LEAVE COMPANY PROPERTY ON THE PREMISES....AND YES I PEE'D IN HIS COFFEE TWICE TOO...SORRY! BAD HABIT
I was working as a maid in this gigantic house and the owners had a son. he was my age, 22 and still living with his parents...sad... i know. anyway, one thursday, he came up behind me and said, 'Truth or dare?" being confused, i said "what?" he said, "pick one, truth or dare?" being stupid i said "Dare" He said, "i dare you to go skinny dipping in our pool tonight. or else" I said, dumb-founded "or else what?!" "or else ill tell my parents that you stole jewlery from them. and who do you think they'll beleive?" at the time, money was short for me so i HAD to keep the job.i had no other choice! so that night, i went out to the pool, undressed totally, and got went in. Blaine (the son) said i had to stay in for 35 minutes. so i waited...about 30 minutes went by and all the sudden, i hear this splash into the water! it was the blaine's parents!!it was dark and i was in a shaded
spot in the pool so they couldn't see me unless
they looked underwater. i quietly watched them for about 30 seconds and then realized i had to get out before they noticed. so slowly, i got out, and got up right and with out thinking walked right into the moon light out of the shade! all the sudden i heard a voice that said "Mandy?!?! what are you doing?!?!?" and right when they said that, i turned around, to face them. then i thought, oh no...i forgot , i'm naked!!!!! and to make it even better, Blaine who started this mess walked out and he saw me to. they all saw ALL of me. the next day i was fired. The parents went off to work and i gathered my things, but right before i walked out the doors, Blaine said "hey they're gone now. you wanna go skinny dipping with me? you got a damn good butt, oh yeah,i saw you last night" and then i thought, what could possibly be worse! so i did!we had a very romantic evening and oddly enough, i started dating him and a year went by and we got married! very, very, bizzare, i know.
I worked at a toy store. I was on my break, I was bored so I decided to have some fun with the toys. So I took a few barbies out of their boxes and started to reinact the love scene from romeo and juliet. My boss came in at the exact wrong moment with a family that was interested in buying a few barbies for their daughter. After they saw me they didn't.
Fog Machine Galore
When I was 17 I got my first job at the local bowling alley. I worked part time, mostly on weekend nights, which is when they had "Glow N Bowl" at the front desk.
Lights shut off, black lights, disco balls, music comes on and younger kids come and bowl.
Anyways, One Saturday night it was dead as ever. Normally when its a dead night, my co worker Andy and I would bowl ourselves, taking turns and goofing off.
One night we decide to let the fog machine go (we do that once in a while for fun effects). He cranked it full blast to see how smokey we can get the 50 laned bowling alley. It got so bad we shut it off and had to evacuate everyone (about 15 people or so) out of the building because you could barely see. The fire alarm went off, of course. Fire department showed up, and it was a big mess. Yea..we got fired once the owner showed up.
My friends worked at a party story that sold ballons and other party favors and around halloween time costumes. They hated the job, and dared me to run into the store Grab a 200 dollar Darth Vader costume and run out the door and I did. As a joke i applied there and got hired! my boss who was a flat out jerk and hated me. I still can't tie a ballon (fat fingers) and she wanted me to tie up 350 of them, i lost 50 to flying around the store and 20 or so to popping, she came over called me a idiot and loaf. so I shot a ballon at her face like a rubber band got up on the counter scream she harrassed me and that she was secretly a nazi. I got fired and all my friends quit with me, we came back 2 days later in the costumes we had stolen (darth vader,cyclops, freddy and jason) from there (we stole alot) and destroyed the place the 4 of us knocked 75% of the stuff of the wall and when she called the police and told them it was us. My mom said we had all
been at our house all night (she hated her too).
She refused to give me my last pay check i called corporate and got her fired for with holding my pay check from me, harrasment, and insulting me.
This isn't a really big firing story or anything, but it's pretty funny. Once when me and my cousin were still little kids, we got a few other friends together and set up "shop", or a small lemonade stand that also sold small toys, and things like keychains. A lady came up and said we all looked cute in our little aprons, and my cousin's friend says " Well, we aint cute fatty, we're businessy-type people!" the lady storms off and my cousin is about to fire the girl when the girl starts crying, and wails out " i quit!" and ran into the house. want to know why? the "fatty" was my cousin's mom! we never set up shop with HER again!
so i brought my boyfriend to work and he was pretending that he didn't know me and like was totally checking me out and then he came up to me and started kissing me while i was gettin some coffee for an old lady and it spilled all over!! i got fired for being inappropriate during work hours! i didn't dump him though, because the job payed a really lil mount of money!
Fired From Pharmacy
i used to work at liss pharmacy as a stock boy. For physics finals, the school decided to take us to six flags where they assigned us rides and we had to calculate the velocity, force, and other physics stuff. i had someone cover for me, but he never showed up. I got fired because i did not show up even after i emphasized that i had finals and someone was supose to cover for me. he kept the job. (probably because he was the boss' son).
when i tried to get my job back, they told me that they don't hire guys because girls works more efficient. they hired few new stock boys who are boys not girls afterwards.