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Getting fired on your day off
my boo and I were working together at the local Dominios. I was an insider and he was a delivery driver. On our day off we recieved a phone call. One of the new hires had quit. Leaving no driver for the night. So, he came in to help out. well, two hours after his shift should of ended, I hadn't heard anything from him. I was getting worried. So, I drive to our job. Only to find him sitting in the back of our job talking to friends. Well the situation quickley went from worried to anger. We got into an argument in the back of the store. He had gotten so mad in the arguement that he knocked down a large stack of boxs we had folded. Landing on me, in anger i threw the closest thing I could find which was a cock gun. Now, why was there a cock gun in dominos, Ihave no idea. Just then the manager came to the back. He still had closing work to do and I didn't know that. so, she yelled at me "you have to leave your
disturbing my employees". Well, she was a good friend of both of ours and I thought she was joking. boy was I wrong. My boyfriend and I kept arguing. I seen our manager come back to the back and told me I was fired. and, my last check would be waiting for me.
run over
I was working at a carwash when the driver of a car ran into me with the bubmper, so I dumped a bucket full of water all over him and the interior of his car.
Fire to fired
I was working as a fry cook and I accidently caught my boss's right leg on fire.
Fired From Fast Food
So, after my friend got fired from the job at Subway, I figured the 'stealing money' issue was over. Oh no; the next day, I come in to hear I was, now, being blamed for stealing money. In fact, my drop ticket was missing, and the money was out of the drawer; and thus, we went to look over the camera - it shows me dropping the money into the safe and all. However, the money was not there.. but an empty envelope was. After lots of arguing, I was discharged for stealing which I did not do. I go back the next week to retrieve my final paycheck, and low and behold - the assistant manager tells me it wasn't me, but another girl doing it. Thus, I ask if I can have my job back. Her response? They'd already filled out the paper work, thus no.
i was working at Subway and handing out foot longs to ANYBODY for a 1.71. Chips, foot long, drink, cookies all included for under 2 dollars. I got fired a month later because he thought I was playing games on my calculator! (TI-89) Not for selling subs and everything for that cheap. lol
Fired for taking my vacation
I worked 3 years for a resort in florida in charge of the cleaning crew that did the rooms.My vacation time came and a few people had quit and it was time for my vacation.I had already made reservations to go to Vegas.When the time came they told my to cancel my vacation i said i could not do so. When i got back they told me my position has been eliminated and i did not have a job anymore. So i told them,you can't fire me for taking a vacation and then quit.
How I got fired from Jack n The Box
My first job I ever had I worked at Jack n The Box. I was new so they called me "Taco Girl". My best friend who got me the job also worked there. Her brother who I had a crush on picked us up from work every night. This night her brother showed up early and I could see him from the corner of my eye watching me as I made a ton of tacos. It was almost time to go so I was trying to hurry. While I was doing my work I just so happened to over hear my shift leader talking about my crush. She said he was cute and she would "do" him. I couldnt help but be so pissed! I started to throw curly fries and tacos every where. She seen that I was obviously pissed off and asked if we were going out. I said no and since she was my shift leader she wrote me up for having an attitude and throwing stuff around. Next thing you know I ran out the back door across a busy street all the way home. Needless to say I got fired.
How my life and my job was over
It all started when i was in the bedroom watching my favorite cartoon. i was aware that i would have a reaally really really busy day ahead of me.Instead of going to bed i stayed up and watched television.I went to bed at around 1:58 the next morning i was 2 hours late my dumb alarm clock didnt go off instead i slept most of the day i managed to get to work 1hour after but i didnt understand why my husband daren didnt bother to wake me.when i finally arrived at work it took me 32 mins untill i finally realized that my shirt was on wrong and showing half of my upper area. but it was too late my boss already saw me and beleive me he was ferious he fired me on the spot so i had to pack all my belongings and it seemed like everybody was laughing at me. when i reached home my husband was most ferious of all.i didnt even explain i just went straight to bed and knew my job and my life was over.
i was on my break and i didnt really no nobody so i went outside for a cig and at the end of my breake i went back into work and all of my belongings was in a box i wouldnt mind but it was my first day starting that job and the boss come out of his office and said none of my staff smoke on my premises i said i wasnt smoking on your premises i was smoking out out side he said just get out.
A new manager would not allow me back to work after taking a leave because I told her I could not work on Sundays. She said, "My daddy was a Penecostal preacher and HE worked every Sunday!" Yeah - I thought - that's what preachers do ...
my friend was working at a bar and grill and he was ask to clean the grill one day it was his first time cleaning the grill and when he seen it he notice that there was about a months worth of grease on the grill and so after Brian finished cleaning the grill the boss looked at it and told Brian that he was fired for scratching up his only grill, but the grill was not scratched its just that the boss hasn't seen his grill cleaned so long that when Brian got most of the grease off of the grill it seemed to be scratched in his eyes.
a safe way to earn a living
I was working the night shift at safeway in Bearwood Birmingham, and really wasn't enjoying the job or the unsociable hours. I'd also just split up with my girlfriend so I was feelin a bit down and really didnt wanna go back to the place. The only wayI could think of to never have to go back there again was to tell my parents the other members of staff were bullying me, making me do disgusting jobs and hurling abuse my way. I said I was never going back and my parents accepted it, i then proceeded to go out for the night thinking the issue had been resolved. I got back at 3am and my dad had a face like thunder, apparently he went down to Safeway and grabbed the manager up against the wall and was threatening all the staff!! whoops! Never had to go back there tho wahey!
jerk! jerk!jerk!
i got fired because my boss didnt like the fact that i couldnt come in early for work because my sister was in the hospital. even though another employee can take the entire day off to see her brother who drove drunk and in the hospital!!!
Brushing teeth
Ok too make a long story short that morning i woke up late and didnt have time to brush my teeth. I went to work and it was like 7 am so by the time i get to work my boss asks my why im late and then i tell him. I guess he smelled my breath and said that i had to be let go because he will not be represented by someone who doesnt brush their teeth.
Drunk or just another hangover
I was drunk the night before so I had my friend take me to work. I had a few drinks on the way there because I had previously came up with the idea to quit. My boss was cruel to everyone especially me. I knew that the boss liked me he had just a bad way of showing it. He would have had to have a good reason to fire me. So I had to be drunk and crazy. I often don't drink as much as I did but this was a matter or eat or be eaten. So I walked in to find the boss had decided to give me the promotion I had wanted since I got married. Well, when I told my wife just what had happended she just bust out laughing. So I had to tell someone about how I was fired from my great new job, before I even started!
So i was working in a fast food place and I got fired for forgetting to flush the toilet.
6 O'clock
I worked at a fast food restaurant that served breakfast, lunch, & dinner. Rather than just being open to work one shift. I told the manager I will work ANY hours that is available to make more money. So I often did 3 morning shifts and 2 evening shifts each week. It was never steady.

My hours were all jacked up. Sometimes I would work 4 hours, 5.5 Hours, ooooh and if I was really lucky I was able to work a 6 hour shift without being sent home early due to lack of sales. Not by choice but when it "slowed down" I was the first to go home!

To make a long story short I was scheduled for 6 O'clock AM one day but I arrived at 6 O'clock PM it really was an honest mistake. When I jotted down my schedule I must have made a mistake. I didn't even get a WARNING just: YOUR FIRED! I cried my eyes out and have been a 26 y/o female living with my parents ever since. I can't quite afford an apartment yet.

I bit her
This is honestly the stupidest thing that has ever happened to me. I worked in a clothing store and I was playing around with a co-worker and i bit her lightly playing around. we are both females so it's not like I was trying to make some sort of move on her. Well, she felt uncomfortable and instead of confronting me she went and told the manager who she is close with. I got fired for "misconduct".
The Babysitting Accident
One day i was watching an 8 year old and an 8 month year old. I sat them down on the couch and the younger baby fell off the couch and smashed his head against the floor. When the mother came home, the 8 year old told his mom what happened and I started laughing even though it wasn't funny. Afterwards, she cursed me out and told me to go home and never come back. Till this day, i still laugh about what happened that day!
i was working in a marverick store one morning, and our big head honcho guy makes his routine visit. well i am stocking all the frieght,( breaking down boxes and all). i could break down this certain kind of box, that the bagged jerky came in, very easily. so i thought i would jump onto one at a time and smash it. lol. needless to say, on my way back down the box slid out from under me, and my butt landed on the concrete floor right in front of the district manager.

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