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called the county health department
I was a waitress at a hotel restaurant that had a banquet facility on the 8th floor and the regular restaurant on the 10th floor. When passing by the banquet facility kitchen on the service elevator, the stench was overwhelming. I called the county health department from the restaurant telephone and told them how bad the kitchen was. The operator that helped me get the number was horrified when I told her the story. The garbage disposal on the dish-washing machine was broken and all backed up with rotten garbage and dirty dishes. There were stacks of dirty dishes everywhere; pots and pans, plates, eveything. The floor was filthy, the walk-in cooler was filled with rotten, uncovered food, the lights were burned out in the cooler too. They were giving banquets, but never cleaned up afterwards. They had over ten pages of citations and were fined a lot of money. I told the head-waiter what I had done, and he told the boss. The
boss asked me if I had called and I said '
yes'. I wasn't surprised when she fired me, but felt good about what I had done.
Its not what it seems
I was mowing lawns for a lady in the middle of fall and as soon as I was done all of the leaves blew all over the lawn again. I was so exhausted so I went to sit down and as I was drinking water the lady came home and saw the work I had done but to her it looked like I hadn't lifted a finger. I haven't recieved a call back since.
slap that boss
i slaped my boss because she told me that i couldnt go to the restroom when i had to go very badly. he said you can go in ten minutes when your brake is but i couldn't wait!!!
Star Trek Was Too Interesting
So I had a job at a Grocery store called Giant Tiger in Canada. I was a good worker and all for about 3 months. However, after the three months they shifted my schedule over an hour, so I had time to go home after school instead of directley to work, this is where Star Trek compelled me. I would watch star trek deep space nine then go to work no problem, I got into it about 2 seasons, when they transfered my shifts back to their original time. However, I chose to come in an hour and a half late to work everyday because I did not want to miss star trek cause it was getting so damn interesting. After about 3 weeks of this I was fired. There you have it, I lost my job because of star trek, and I don't even regret it
Pudding prank
My friend worked at a vase shop and was a real prankster so one day she decided to fill a vase that her boss was showing to customers with chocolate pudding. A woman went there tring to find a vase to match fake flowers she had and my friends boss a
showed her the one with pudding (not knowing it had pudding in it) and the woman stuck the flowers in it to see how it looked and when she pulled them out she screamed and scared off customers the next day she was fired! lol Right!
no shoes no job
ok, when i was 16 i had worked at this hair-cuttery. there was a dress code which made you wear fancy shoes EX:HIGH HEELS. n*e*wayz, i went to work one day after school and forgot to change my sneaks. so i called my bf. to bring me my heels. when i sw him pull up outside i took my shoes off inside the store and ran outside to get the heels. when i came back in to put them on, the big boss came out and told me i was unprofessional and was fired. whatever!! there wasnt even any customers in the store.
joke gone bad
I got fired when i made fun of my boss and my boss in the office overhearheard it and fired me for that.
Oh "Shoot!"
I'm a security guard. I was working on one of my cites when I saw one of my friends and we just started foolin around. He showed me his bibi gun he had jus got and I was showin him my sexy gun poses. So while we were getting out of control, my boss showed up and was watchin me point the gun at random strangers while I was at work. Think thas it? Here's is why this was teh worst day ever. I was a new employee, I had no met my boss yet. He was comin to give me the uniform and the badges and all that stuff. I was dressed in dress pants and the work shirt for my work. So the cops were involved and everyone thought I was some psycho killer. Good thing it didn't go on my criminal record!
i was fired
alright i was working in a messagenger place but i was still in school and i kept on going to work late then and my job was taking money out of my check next thing u know i said something three days later FIRED just like dat they told me that they had to let me go becuase i was getting 2 work to late
Have a nive trip? See you next fall.
My sister and I worked at the same place at this time. After I had been there about a month, my sister quit because our boss verbally abused and cussed at her. On the next day I worked with our boss, she 'accidentally' dropped a slice of tomato right as I took a step causing me to sprain my left ankle. I had already sprained that ankle twice, so, it was pretty bad when it got sprained at that time. By the way, I saw her looking over her shoulder every time she heard me move. Looking back at this point, I know she was waiting for me to take a step in the direction she was planning on dropping the tomato slice. After everything was said and done, she fired me because I had to sit down when my ankle bothered me too bad. What she said was that she couldn't have me there not doing anything. I had to sit down once every hour. I was there for 7 hours a day. I only sat down, maybe, 5 minutes other than we I ate lunch or dinner,
depending on what hours I worked. Is
that a bad (or good) enough for ya?
how i got fired
well it all started when i was sitting at my desk as usual doing my work.when i suddenly began to feel bored so i decided to play some computer games. while my boss was having his dinner. i was shouting every time i shot the people on it.i was shoting that much i heared a creak at the door when in came my boss.
'katieeeee'
'wot are you doing i heared shouting every time i tried to take a bite of my samwich'.
i just stared at him.
he came over to look at my computer i quickly tried to minimise it but i minimised the wrong one.
'katie,you are fired for playing computer games'.
so thats how i got fired all because of me playing computer games.
loser
when i went to work my boss said yo your fired and i ask y he said because yo were`t hired.
not smiling enough?
i got the job at the mall working at a restaurant/bowling place... a new place that was opening. was working there for about a week.. training and fixing up the store for opening.. the day before we were scheduled to open they pull me aside and tell me that they were letting me go because they didnt think i fit their needs. yaddayadda.. they go on and on to make it not sound soo terrible. then at my new job i ended up at.. a girl that was the twin of the girl that worked with me at the restaurant..was working with me and was like hey arent u the girl they like fired for not smiling enough? what she really said was in spanish and meant '**** face' if u directly translate it!! isnt that lovely?
fallin asleep
The day before I went to work I had a really good day I was sooo drunk that I didn't go to sleep till like 7am in the morning and I had to work 2 hours latter the day i went to work since I worked in a pizzaria I had to get some sleep cuz I did pizzas and make them guess what the morning I went to work that day 2 hrs after my hang over and no sleep I went to work and was making a pizza guess what happen I was puttin the sauce on the pizza and my face fell in the pie lolz is that funny or what I was so tired from the 1 hr of sleep and being drunk I couldn't help my self I was soo tired and write there my boss told me I was fired
Sorry, we just don't have the money to pay you
So i worked at the local pet store putting food on shelves. I got minumum wage. It started when both bosses left. One got a real job and the other got hurt. So they hired a temp boss. Since I am underage, she hired her boyfriend to help out. I had to beg for a week to get my measely excuse of a paycheck. Then they took me off the schedule. After a week I asked why. The answer was-sorry, forgot. Just call in every day to see if we need you. So I did and they did not. Finally I said I am even still working here. My answer was,'Yes of course, but we don't have the money to pay you' I still haven't a check that they have owed me for about a month now.
...i Got Fired >:(
it kind of happened....kind of like...as soon as i got my job! So i had to go to this like....meeting. and i talked. and then ma boss got angry coz i like just talked. and so i talked again...he got real angry. and i talked again basically becoz ni want to put my point of view forawrd and he just goes really red and i'm like looking at him thinking 'what the fook hav i done?' and when i get out of the room he fires me......he has some baaaad anger probs.
Car trouble
My car got wrecked and it was not drivable. So when i called in on monday to get a day or two off, i was told i could only get that day, it was a travel job. I couldn't get things figured out in the one day so i called the next, Tuesday to talk to my boss, who wouldn't return my phone call. Later that night around 11pm, i got a voicemail telling me if i didn't show to the store, i would be fired. Obvioulsy with no car and a problem like this i was unable to do so. As a result i was fired unfairly from a great job.
I got fired for calling my manager a ugly bear from the woods.
i got my ass fired for calling my manager a ' ugly bear from the woods '

i have been working at mcdonalds for like 6 months and now that i found a job that pays me $11 an hour i thought that it would be smart to call my mcdonald manager names.

she is a very bad manager. she makes me clean up the floor and pop can while there were whole bucnch of peoples right there looking at me.

one time i was about to smack her face with a broom stick for making me clean up the bathroom and she was yelling too while there were lots of peoples looking at me.

so last month i had enough and i called my manager an ugly bear and told her to go back to the cave in the woods, then she came to me with her bear face in front of me so i said u touch me i sue you and ' I'M LOVING IT '. then i said i quit u ugly bear and walked out WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH .
ALIENS ATTACK
I was detasseling during the summer of 2006, to earn money for a car. I got real bored after days of slowly walking down the lonely rows of corn. I thought it would be funny to make crop circles in the middle of the corn feild. With no one looking, I made a crop circle about 30 feet in diameter. I finished my artwork then continued working. Later on, people came screaming running out of the corn field. They got so scared of the crop circle, many of them quit detassiling. About five people got fired because of me. The next day, I was caught and got fired for scaring the other employees. It was well worth getting fired for such a funny prank.
Doctor Said
Me and my mate Emma were a bit bored and were always skint, so we decided we should have a go at helping out down one of the local day care centres. Now, Emma has a bit of... Bowl trouble, if you know what I mean, and she was getting it sorted out at the Doctors round the same time we applied at Sunnydays Care Centre. Anyway, we'd been put on assistant duities, and had to make snacks for employees and file things for them, you know the sort of thing. Meanwhile, Emma's doctor had told her he needed a sample of her stuff, just to see how her bowls were doing. She came into work with an old coffee strainer and said she's use it when ready. Anyhow, she did her business and left it out the way on a tray with some sugar and old teabags and stuff on it. Anyhow, the boss came into the lounge and asked for a coffee, 'sharpish'. I rushed to be the one to make it and hopefully leave a good impression. Of course, I ended up quenching my boss's thirst with
a cup of... Well, guess! She splurted it out all
over the floor and fired me on the spot. When Emma saw it she fessed up rather crimsonly and was fired too. We got home and spent abour four hours laughing about specific moments, I'll never forget it! I still wonder why my mate's business looks like weak coffee though...

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