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slapping match
it was feurary 2004 i had been working at Mc donalds for about 3 months there was a teenage girl who worked part time well it was super bowl sunday me and her were workin side by side for a few hours making burgers when suddenly a guy walks in and orders 30 double cheese burgers and 30 chicken sandwichs we start fixing the order when i reach over her to get some meat patties she said im tired of your crap and threw a Mc chicken sandwich in my face so i picked up a patty and slapped her in the face with it . the only difference in mine and hers she had mayo on hers after it was over i was fired and sent home immediately and put on the non rehirable list she was never even gotten onto
My Friend Got fired from his job at Subway.. He was checking this lady out and he was taking for ever.. so the lady said that he was the worst worker she has ever come in contact with. So he said that she was the ugliest person he has ever come in contact with and then said you know what, I dont give a F*CK about doin this for you. Then he reached into his pocket and pulled out his camera phone to take a picture of the lady and then he laughed at her and went to make more sandwiches.. He got fired the next day. It was Hilarious.
Kleptomania and me
I was a sincere salesperson at a famous and huge Departmental in a cosmopolitan city centre. With the whole gamut of CCTVs and the security setup, I was to keep an eye on the CCTV monitor screen between my busy tasks at the counter.There were many a descrepencies in the stores tally at the weekends and my collegues were being pulled for the lapses.
That horrific day, I zeroed in on a graceful looking lady looking very casual and hoarding a lot of stores on her shopping trolly and in the mean time tuck-in a couple of expensive and small cosmetics and such novelties in her hand bag.That was blatant and I shot out like a James Bond and ran to the corner and showered all the abuses and caught hold of her wrist, quite hurting her and treatneing her.
Loud and insulting, showing a great deal of initiative, I called the police from my cell phone. The Police station being in the near vicinity, the cops took no time to arrive.Some local press also got a few snaps for the evening newpapers.That was quite a scene till the Manager came and held my collor and took me aside.
It took only next 2hours to get myself fired and kicked out of the famous shopping Mall because that woman turned out to be the Boss's wife. The graceful lady did not lose her grace in slapping me hard on my face before the security staff pushed me out of place.
BAD DAY at work
Ok it started off with me teaching this guy named Randy how to do his job because he was new. So i tought him for a good year. Than i stoped because he new how than he took all my ideas and my job. I dont know how!
hangin out
i want to a bar and met this beiutiful woman sitting all by herself. I though i would go talk 2 her and maybe get to know her a little bit. As I sat there and talked for about 20 minutes I started to make a move. As i did her husband came up to us. It was my boss. so i got fired and she got divorced.
the way that i got fired
so, last week i got fired. i've worked at a firm that sells computers. My job was to repair broken computers, so on that day i had to repair a laptop. While I was working a friend came a brought me a cup of coffee, but accidentally i dropped the coffee on the laptop a I broked it. My boss saw me and I was fired.
I was fired for complaining about my
bounced pay check.
Sick Leave
Was going through hard times: divorce, depression, lots of things. Worked in the medical field and my job was stressful. Decided to talk to my boss about it. Boss encouraged takeing leave and mentioned family medical leave which I had never heard of before. Before my 12 weeks of time off had occured, my boss called me in office and said I was fired for 'no call in, no show' for work. And it was acutally his idea I take time off! I am not happy.... neither is my lawyer!
i got fired at fashion bug for being at work on a saturday i wasent even suppouse to work at 5pm instead of 4pm and i wasent even told to come in at 4pm. tey fired me n they didnt even know why exactly when i asked the managers.
Fired because I care more about School
Alright so I called my boss and told her that I was supposed to work that day but would not make it because I was still on my way back from home. Then another time I had to call in because I'm currently in College and so I had a lot of homework and studying to do. My boss didn't even care at all and said that she could not rely on me and that my school schedule does not matter to her and that she would not be able to work around it so she fired me. How retarted.
Too Old, Too Slow
I had just moved to a small country town where jobs were scarce. I found a job in a paper factory grabbing folders off the assembly line. After about 2 months, it wasn't getting better. Remember the old I Love Lucy where the girls are working in a candy factory? That was me. The folders fell on the floor, I dropped them....I had to grab stacks of these as they came off & filter through them for mistakes & count them in 50's & stack them on skids. I worked so hard by lunch time I was to exhausted to eat. My boss caught me throwing more folders away than stacking & he fired me in front of everyone. To make it more embarrassing, I begged for my job as I really needed it. He said no, I had tried as hard as I could, I just couldn't keep up. Actually he said I was one of his best employees...I just couldn't do it.
Burnt Hair
I burnt my bosses hair when we were having a cigarette, I went inside grabbed a drink - which unfortunately was vodka from last weeks party- and tipped it over his head. His head was burning so so bad, I called the ambulance just in time my mate Bill came over and chucked some water over his head. The first thing I heard him say was ' your fired! '
Thrown up and out
I once called in because i was sick and throwing up every where. When i called in i was told that i didnt have any sick days, so i decided to go in. Within the first 30 Min. of being there i threw up all over a lady and her baby. I was immediately fired and sent home.
boss hates me
i went in to work to check the schedule to see when i worked that week and it said that i worked the next day at 4:00pm the next day i went into work and the boss called me in to his office and said why are you late i'm not yes you are he said i have you on the schedule for2:00 not 4:00 your fired
Wrong Place For the Bowl
My friend got a job at a local restaurant as a dihwasher, and he was pretty happy about it. Well, one day when he was finished washing a bowl, he set it down on the counter beside him. His boss saw this and began to yell at him for not immediately placing the bowl with the others. My friend tried to explain that he was just about to do that but his boss wouldnt listen and he got fired.
sick child
My daughter had two surgeries in a 2 year time frame. I mised two days work for each one of them. After the 2nd one my boss had his secretary to call me and let me go. I immediately called him to see what was going on . I mean with hospital bills for this we needed my job. he agreed to keep me on . So the next day as I was leaving for work my cell phone rang . it was him telling me that he had changed his mind, I was fired . Not only was I fired i never received my last paycheck. I now have a better paying job with better hours. thank God
i was working at a git-in-go and i was hungry and thirsty at the same time so i thought that a shrimp slushy would do the job of filling me up....unfortunately the manager caught me and i was fired!!
well i was cutting a lawn for a bit of extra cash and well....i kinda chopped up their most expensive plant that they had had for about 10 years oppps lol.
I was working for a company that packaged things for convenience stores . This story is not funny but it's the only one I have . I was working for them for about three weeks and the man that hired me had already told me that he didn't care how slow I was as long as Ididn't make any mistakes which Ididn't after I got the hang of what I was doing . But after three weeks they called me into the office and fired me because I was 2 slow it really sucked 2 because i couldn't go back 2 the job i had before . Now though Ihave a very good job making alot more money than I was there .
called the county health department
I was a waitress at a hotel restaurant that had a banquet facility on the 8th floor and the regular restaurant on the 10th floor. When passing by the banquet facility kitchen on the service elevator, the stench was overwhelming. I called the county health department from the restaurant telephone and told them how bad the kitchen was. The operator that helped me get the number was horrified when I told her the story. The garbage disposal on the dish-washing machine was broken and all backed up with rotten garbage and dirty dishes. There were stacks of dirty dishes everywhere; pots and pans, plates, eveything. The floor was filthy, the walk-in cooler was filled with rotten, uncovered food, the lights were burned out in the cooler too. They were giving banquets, but never cleaned up afterwards. They had over ten pages of citations and were fined a lot of money. I told the head-waiter what I had done, and he told the boss. The
boss asked me if I had called and I said '
yes'. I wasn't surprised when she fired me, but felt good about what I had done.

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