When i got my very first job working for the littlewoods catalogue company i was only 17 and my supervisor was very hard on me because we had to meet targets that were nearly impossible to meet, i had been working there for about 4 weeks and one day my supervisor said to me get your stuff your going home and i said why so she said she wachted me run through 5 ilses and then she said she seen me go for my dinner 10 mins early so i've lost it and threw tv-video combi (in the box) towards her and nearly broken her leg i got arrested and everything for it.
Well i used to work at a daycare and one day i went to work i had only gotten a few hours of sleep the night before so im sitting in a rocking chair rocking a kid to sleep and the next thing i know my supervisor is waking me up and she said i was fired i was so embarresed for myself and the children i was supposed to be watching.
Well, when I was younger I used to be a caddie at a nice country club. As a caddie, obviously, it was my job to carrie the golfers clubs, bag, and so on. I was still a newer caddie so I found my self struggling to make it through a single round. On this particular day it was a 27 hole tournament. I made it through the first 18 holes fine but the problem came around hole 20. My back was starting to become quite painful and I was trudging along head down not paying much attention. Well, this particular hole was a par three in which you had to take a rounded trip to make it around a pond to reach the green. So as I'm starting to make the trip around the pond my back continues to ache. So I trudge along head down simply trying to ignore the pain. However, I misjudged the placement of the pond and I suddenly found myself trying to balance myself as to not fall into the pond. But, the heavy golf bag weighed me down and took me and all my golphers
goods into the pond. Well as a young worker that was where I learned all the choice swear words, thanks to my golfer, for my vocabulary. The golfer quicly took his soaking bag and walked away yelling at me as he went "Go home you little piece of %#^% because I ain't *&^%*& paying you" So I went back to the caddie shack and told the caddie master the whole story. He simply laughed and told me to go home because I wasn't built for a caddie. Thinking about it now I should have gotten paid for the first 20 holes but ehh I'm sure the golfers bag smelled like *%&$ the rest of the day.
How to get fired on your first day of work......
I have only ever been fired from one job, and amazingly it happened on my first day. Impossible, you say? No my friend, easy as pie. For you see, after being hired to said job and scheduling my first day of work, I promptly forgot about the job and didn't show up for that first day. About an hour after I was supposed to be there, I got the call.
When I was coming to my work on january 3rd, and I put the bag of fire crackers by a hot oven and they blew up!
This guy at my work was always daring everyone to do stuff for a dollar. like touching the stove, of licking the floor and no one ever did any of it. One day he dared me to drink Tabasco Sauce right out of the bottle for 5 seconds. At first I was like NO but then he just kept buggin me about it so i did it. I Puked all over and was fired.
Sesame Street on Ice?
In December of 1991 the company I formerly worked for sponsored a bus trip to a Minnesota Timberwolves game.It was the fourth quarter and the Wolves were losing as was usually the case in the early years.Myself and a few employees were expressing our displeasure with how the game was going. A gentleman 3 rows behind us yells "Hey watch your language down there" I responded with "This isn't Sesame Street on Ice, you jerk"..He came down 3 rows and pushed me over a few rows of seats,my buddy coldcocked him and the brewhaha was on.We were removed by security rather quickly.Come monday at work everything seemed normal til i seen the guy who was at the game walking towards me with a huge shiner.He says to me.."Son..there's a cab waiting for you out front". The guy ended up being the plant supervisors son. Oops..best thing that ever happened to me though..2 months later i joined the Army and have been sober for
At the time i was 18 years old and workng at a trailer manufacturing company welding the 16 foot trailers together. I worked the night shift form about 5pm to 5 am. i had been dating one of the painters who also worked there when he was fired. a few months after being fired i had broken up with him because he was a dead beat jerk. one night while at work, he showed up drunk and it took me several hours to get him to leave. the next day when i showed up to work i was immediately fired. i had no idea that anyone even knew he was there the night before until i saw that he had spray painted his name across all of the walls in bright red paint saying "BUD WAS HERE".
I was a tv repair man until one day when a wealthy family called me up to repair their widescreen tv. When I got over there I looked at the tv and saw that the tv was just unplugged so i reached over to plug it into the outlet. I pulled a little too hard and the tv fell over. Luckily nobody got hurt.
bathroom hide out
i worked at the super market and i had to go clean the bathroom so i hid down there and kept switching bathrooms until my shift was over and they never schedualed me again
My First Job was at McDonalds. I am a normal teenager and was looking for a small job. I usually would go to McDonalds with my friends so i thought i would work there so we can get cheap deals and maybe get them some free meals. So when i show up for my first day on the job i have to unload and put away the boxes from the delivery truck. I was putting the raw chicken mcNuggets in the freezer and i saw an open box of them. They were all BLUE! I went straight to my boss and asked him why they were blue. He responded that thats how they are when they are frozen. So I decided that i would tell everyone i know including many of my friends from high school that the "all white meat" chicken nuggets arrived blue. Many of my friends were creeped out and they decided to stop eating at our McDonalds. My boss was confused why there was not as many teenage customers as there usually were. He called to his office and questioned me about this.
I told him that all my
the broken nose
my friend had gone into work as normal at 7:30 am to wait tables in the hotel he worked in. as he wlked through the door and started his shift there was one of the guests making a scene over the heating in his bedroom the night before. the man started to blame the staff and was shouting in my friends face. when he said to the gentleman in question "please calm down" the guest pushed him so my friend friend punched him headbutted him broke his nose and was then sacked for it on the spot.
I worked for a horse barn next door to me. My one job was to pick the weeds from around a sand field. When I would be done with one end, the other would be filled with weeds. I ended up asking for more help and asked 4 other friends to help. So instead of paying for one, he paid for 5 and told me to never come back.
One day i was working and i snuck into the copy room to copy my butt then i wrote kiss my butt on it put it in a envalope and told someone i work with to give it to my boss then he opened it read it and the next day i had a picture in my locker at work and had a picture of a building on fire and it said ,your fired!!! i mean whats that about ? a building on fire???
Keep your pregnancy a secret....
I was working at a good job for about 9 months with no problems... I found out I was pregnant after I was 5 weeks and told my job right away... after that my manager made my life hell... she searched through my desk for things I did wrong and checked my emails. She even double checked my phone calls to see what I was saying to customers... 3 more months went on and I was so frustrated, I confided in one of my work "friends" that I wanted to quit because of the stress but I couldnt because I was showing and couldnt get a job anywhere else... 2 days later I had a scheduled doctors appt and arrived at work at 11 am. I was called into the my managers office and was told I wasnt a good fit for the company because I told someone I was unhappy there. I think it was because of my pregnancy... well, sucks for them... my lawyer is in talks with thier lawyer now... wrongful termination and pregnancy discrimination... hahaha!
i was woking 4 McDonalds and every night when they made me wash up id steal a peice of the milkshake machine! id stole about 5 peices from it and it started playing up then they made me wash up again! so i stole the biggest part of it. The next day my boss found all the parts in my locker so obviously i got fired i even asked 4 a free milkshake b4 i left ha ha ho ho he he weeeeeeeeeeeee lol
Sick and Tired...
I was working at a drug store and my boss had scheduled me to work the week before Christmas. Since it's really busy she needed me to be there. I told her barring any health or family issues I would be there.
Two days later (the Monday before Christmas) I got the flu. Bad. So bad that I actually went to the doctors, and had to get a prescription for antibiotics and some other stuff. My mom took it to the pharmacy in the store I worked at to get it filled. That evening I called my boss and told her I couldn't work that week because the doctor told me I needed to rest.
On Friday I called to tell her she wouldn't need to find someone for my shift because I was better. She told me not to bother coming in. I was irresponsible and couldn't be trusted. She didn't believe I was sick. (Even with a note and the prescriptions filled AT HER STORE)
Grocery store messup
Well I had started at a local grocery store and I had worked there about 3 weeks. I was dating a guy from 6 hours away. He decided to come see me. I had to work that night, so I decided to lie and tell them I was sick. I called in and my boyfriend came into town. Well in the mean time my mom had got sick. When he arrived she asked us to go to the store to buy her some medicine. So stupidly I decided to drop into the store that I had worked for. I walked in and my boss met me at the door. I acted like "I" was sick. He fired me right on the spot and to make matters worse right infront of my boyfriend. He was so embarresed that he broke up with me and told me I was a jerk.
I was working in a factory type job in a middle management role. I had access to all of the tools and had general maintenence responsibilities. I also had a key and the alarm code. I opened up the factory one night after midnight, long after it had been vacated by other employees and I went into the infeed room which is full of metal roller conveyors. I grabbed a plank of timber and after turning on the automated rollers I threw the plank down on them and jumped on in an attempt to ride it like a surf board. I fell and landed with my leg stuck between the rollers and though I wasn't seriously injured, the serveilence cameras caught the whole thing on tape. I was fired the next day for entering the factory with no purpose and for gross negligence resulting in harm to myself. (Apparently I lacked the maturity for the job!) I am currently trying to convince my friend who still works there to retrieve the tape.
"no tips for you!"""
Oh my gosh! I know this story sound wack, but it was true. I used to work at this chinese buffet for like 4 and a half weeks. And every day i would get average up to 50 dollars in tips. But what I didn't know was that I wasn't suppose to take the tip. So for the first two days I took "MY" tip. And he pulled me aside and said your only a "bus-girl" your not suppose to take the tip. So we had a long discussion about it. And he said, "if the customer gives you the tip directly then you can take it." so the next day I was serving these very polite old folks and they handed me 10 dollars. I was like, "Cool! my first 'REAL' tip!" and then after I was finish cleaning up the table, the boss came again, pulled me aside, and said "I thought I told you not to take the tip" Then we got into this discussion about if the customer leaves some tip on the table for the waitress and hand me
some then I could take it. But if the customer only hands me the tip then I'm not suppose to take it because I'm only the "bus-girl" So then I quit before I could get fired! This story still gets to me!!! ahahah