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  • I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
  • Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids.
  • It's been Monday all week.
  • I brake for no apparent reason.
  • Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
  • Every silver lining has a cloud.
  • I can resist everything except temptation.
  • If you can't convince them, confuse them.
  • Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road.
  • Men are proof that women have a sense of humor.
  • Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion
  • I may be slow; but I'm ahead of you.
  • Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
  • Life may suck, but it beats the alternative.
  • The buck doesn't even slow down here.
  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  • Why do they call it a bumper if your not going to use it?
  • I've been dieting for the past month, but all I lost was 31 days.
  • Life is too complicated in the morning.
  • My wife's other car is a broom.
  • Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
  • No matter how bad it gets, It can always get worse.
  • If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
  • When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.
  • I came, I saw, I did some shopping.
  • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  • This is the rebel base.
  • Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie.
  • Was today really necessary?
  • If you always take time to stop and smell the roses...sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
  • Cynics are people who know the price of everything, but the value of nothing.
  • I miss my wife, but my aim is getting better.
  • Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  • If you're rich, I'm single.
  • Iím Out Of Bed And Dressed Ė What More Do You Want?
  • Women are born leaders, LOOK you are following one now.
  • Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems?
  • My Lawyer Can Beat Your Lawyer.
  • I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
  • We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
  • Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.
  • Don't start with me. You know how I get.
  • Microbiology Lab: Staph Only.
  • Welcome to reality...come again soon.
  • Stupidity should be punished.
  • Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
  • Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
  • Honk if you like peace and quiet.
  • If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
  • I am represented by the Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
  • I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
  • Get over it
  • You Are Depriving Some Village Of Its Idiot
  • It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
  • I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
  • Itís been one of those days all week
  • I've lost my phone number - can I have yours?
  • Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you they can't laugh either.
  • Every time you speak you make someone dumber for listening to you.
  • When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
  • Donít Piss Me Off! Iím Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
  • It's bad luck to be superstitious.
  • This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
  • Gravity always gets me down.
  • Never cut what you can untie.
  • My daughter turned down your honor student.
  • Why am I so thirsty when I drank so much last night?
  • I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
  • My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
  • Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
  • Don't start with me, you won't win.
  • I was an atheist until I realized I was GOD.
  • If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
  • Instead of concentrating on this bumper sticker, maybe you should be concentrating on the road.
  • What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?
  • Iím Not A Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.
  • Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all it's students.
  • I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
  • I'm objective; I object to everything.
  • He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
  • Honk If Anything Falls Off
  • I've upped my standards, now up yours.
  • Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?
  • The road to hell is paved with Republicans.
  • IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
  • Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.
  • If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
  • I Think Feminists Are Cute
  • Today's subliminal message is: ( )
  • Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.
  • So many pedestrians, so little time
  • I left the womb for this?
  • My other car sticker is funny.
  • Please, do not feed the ego.
  • Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
  • Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
  • Just say NO to negativity.
  • I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
  • Life's a beach, and then you drown.
  • Everything Is Somewhere.
  • The princess is in.
  • Atheism is a non-profit organization.
  • Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
  • It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
  • The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • Cute and definitely huggable...YES, me!
  • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving ain't for you.
  • When all else fails, manipulate the data.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • It takes more faith to believe that I came from a monkey than to believe that I came from God.
  • My other auto is a 9MM.
  • Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
  • If you get any closer I'll fart.
  • Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery
  • Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE.
  • Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
  • Donít take life too seriously; you wonít get out alive.
  • Honk if you hate noise pollution.
  • Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from two or more.
  • I'd rather be fishing
  • If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
  • There is one in every crowd and they always find me.
  • Life is a terminal disease.
  • I fish! Therefore, I lie.
  • Each day is a gift.
  • Don't make me go medieval on you.
  • LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.
  • Spare the fenders, save the trees, give the sober friend the keys.
  • Honk if I'm Jesus!
  • Just when you think you have won the Rat Race, along come faster rats.
  • There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who can count & those who can't.
  • DETEST - de stuff de teacher gives de students when ya expect it de least.
  • The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
  • Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
  • Support wildlife, throw a party.
  • I'd rather be a failure at something I love, than a success at something I hate.
  • If a man states an opinion and there is no woman to hear it, is he still wrong?
  • I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • If something goes without saying - LET IT
  • Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
  • Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
  • I don't decaf
  • I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
  • Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.
  • I can handle pain until it hurts.
  • Don't laugh; it's paid for.
  • My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her... or something like that.
  • Enjoy life it's not a dress rehearsal.
  • I am overjoyed with whelm.
  • We are the people our parents warned us about.
  • The meek will Internet the world.
  • Drop Dead
  • Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you.
  • To be loved, be lovable.
  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  • Life isn't weird; it's the people in it.
  • Caution: I drive like you do.
  • How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
  • I brake forÖwaitÖAAAH!ÖNO BRAKES!!!!!
  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
  • Musicians Duet Better
  • I'm serious; it was a joke.
  • If you feel attacked by feminism, it's probably a counter attack.
  • I'm only a hypochondriac when I feel sick.
  • Thatís all I'm saying and I ain't saying no more.
  • I'm not really a driver, I just play one on TV.
  • This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
  • If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
  • Hey idiot - You're driving a car, not a phone booth.
  • Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
  • He who farts in church sits on his own pew.
  • They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
  • If it Ainít Broke... Fix It ĎTil It Is
  • I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean.
  • If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • I believe the Internet is an information source, not a lifestyle choice.
  • I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
  • There are 2 kinds of drivers: those who make dust & those who eat it.
  • Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
  • Clear the Road, I AM SIXTEEN
  • My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary.
  • Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
  • I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  • How may I ignore you today?
  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  • My favorite color is chocolate.
  • Listen to the silence.
  • My child beat up your honor student.
  • Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
  • Editing Is A Rewording Activity
  • More people I meet, more I like my dog.
  • Entropy Isnít What It Used To Be
  • To you it's a six-pack; to me it's a support group.
  • Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
  • It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
  • Lord, please save me from your followers.
  • Forbidden fruits create many jams.
  • Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  • Suburbia: Where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them.
  • I see dumb people.
  • One more repo and Iíll be debt free.
  • I brake for hallucinations.
  • Does The Name Pavlov Ring A Bell?
  • In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
  • If it weren't for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ.
  • YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move.
  • My child sold your HONOR STUDENT the answers to the test.
  • Look before you open your eyes.
  • Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
  • If it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them?
  • Santaís Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses
  • Earth Is The Insane Asylum For The Universe
  • I hate bumper stickers
  • Hope dies last
  • Do unto others before they do unto you.
  • All generalizations are false.
  • I drive like this to piss you off.
  • No prohibiting allowed.
  • No soup for you.
  • If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.
  • People who think they know what they're doing are especially annoying to those of us who do.
  • Honk if you love peace and quiet.
  • On your mark, get set, go away.
  • I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
  • The worst day of fishing is better than the best day at work.
  • Mean people suck.
  • We're Spending our Kids Inheritance
  • If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
  • I don't do mornings.
  • He who angers you, conquers you.
  • When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
  • If you can't take a joke, take a hike.
  • Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  • Thank God I'm an atheist.
  • Life is a lesson you'll learn it when you're through.
  • Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
  • If you can read this, thank a teacher.
  • Born to Shop
  • The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
  • A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
  • I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
  • Why be difficult - Be impossible
  • I've forgotten more than I've ever learned.
  • Unless you're the lead dog, the view doesn't change.
  • Forget World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
  • Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
  • I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from.
  • Lets get along with me.
  • I know...I know...pull over
  • Your body would look good in my trunk.
  • Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it, anyway.
  • Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
  • Why be normal?
  • Diplomacy is saying ďNice DoggyĒ until you find a rock.
  • Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
  • It's always too early to quit.
  • Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.
  • Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
  • I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.
  • God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
  • My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
  • OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
  • You know your getting older when Happy Hour is a nap.
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
  • If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
  • All men are idiots, and I married their King.
  • Look out! Behind you!
  • Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.
  • I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met.
  • Life is just one of those things.
  • If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.
  • This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.
  • Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
  • I'd love to trade Caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q."
  • S.O.B.E.R. - Sick Of Banning Everyone's Rights
  • Hang up and drive
  • I think, therefore we have nothing in common.
  • Do you trust a government that doesn't trust you with guns?
  • Professionals are predictable - amateurs are DANGEROUS.
  • I am not speeding, I am qualifying.
  • Don't Follow me I am LOST!
  • Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
  • This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson.
  • Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt.
  • My child was inmate of the month at the County Jail.
  • Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.
  • Warning: I brake for hallucinations
  • If you can read this you're in range.
  • I'm not your monkey.
  • Previous owner had an honor student.
  • I can go from zero to bitch in 2.2 seconds.
  • The squeaky wheel is often replaced.
  • I souport publik edekasion
  • If you have something to say, raise your hand, and place it over your mouth.
  • Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.
  • It's a wonderful life.... With me.
  • Life's expensive; drive defensive.
  • Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open.
  • What's another word for Thesaurus?
  • Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
  • Fat people are hard to kidnap.
  • Death is the consequence of being alive.
  • Empty the prisons - Make room for congress
  • If you can read this I can deploy your air bag.
  • Talk only if you can improve on the silence.
  • Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
  • If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
  • Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
  • If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance.
  • Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
  • Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION...
  • If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
  • You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
  • I'm an optimist, but I don't think it helps.
  • Not a RULES type of girl.
  • Don't steal, the government hates competition.
  • My IQ test came back negative.
  • I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
  • I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  • God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
  • Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
  • You are never too old to learn something stupid.
  • Keep honking, I'm reloading.
  • Pain is inevitable, misery is optional.
  • THINK before you ACT.
  • Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging.
  • My karma ran over your dogma.
  • Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
  • It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't wanna be there when it happens.
  • I Was Born Brilliant; Education Ruined Me
  • Not all who wander are lost.
  • Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
  • Don't wish for it...work for it.
  • My other car is a piece of junk.
  • The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
  • When God made man, she was only joking.
  • Honk if you are God.
  • Please don't hit me, I'm a pedestrian trapped in a car.
  • Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
  • It's time to pull over and let the air out of your brain.
  • Too many freaks, not enough circus's.
  • Have a nice day... somewhere else.
  • Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are?"
  • Life is a banquet... So EAT ME!
  • Don't believe everything you think.
  • Humpty Dumpty didn't fall...he was pushed.
  • My other wife is beautiful.
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
  • Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.
  • Never get into a fight with an ugly person, they have nothing to lose.
  • Don't judge a book by its movie.
  • Life's a garden, dig it.
  • I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it.
  • When all else fails, lower your standards.
  • The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG it Happened.
  • Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.
  • I'm not littering... I'm donating to the earth.
  • Stop global whining.
  • Heck is for people that don't believe in Gosh.
  • I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.
  • Everything I need to know I learned in prison
  • Growing old is inevitable...Growing up is optional.
  • As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
  • I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
  • Smile and the world smiles with you, Fart and you stand alone.
  • Do not put a question mark where God put a period.
  • God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.
  • Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
  • I swerve for cats.
  • Idiots surround me
  • Flying saucers are real, the Air force doesn't exist.
  • Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
  • Everything is possible, just not too probable.
  • Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
  • What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?
  • If you can read this... I've lost my trailer.
  • I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
  • I'm only here to ANNOY!!
  • To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.
  • Is reading in the bathroom considered multitasking?
  • Remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • Stupid is as stupid does.
  • I talk to strangers
  • No Sense Being Pessimistic. It Wouldnít Work Anyway.
  • Avenge Yourself - Be a problem to your children
  • I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life either.
  • Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  • If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
  • Which came first, the woman or the department store?
  • It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.
  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
  • My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
  • Don't miss heaven for the world.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • I think, therefore I'm dangerous.
  • I SWERVE to HIT People at Random
  • It's all a pigment of your hallucination.
  • Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
  • Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
  • Reality is a figment of your imagination.
  • Gun control is a steady hand.
  • If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
  • IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
  • Jesus is coming... Look busy.
  • It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.
  • How's my driving? Dial 1-800-YOU-SUCK
  • To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
  • The Earth Is Full - Go Home
  • Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
  • My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her.
  • Rehab is for quitters.
  • He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
  • If your stupid and you know it, honk your horn.
  • The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
  • Watch out for the idiot behind me.
  • Born free...Taxed to death.
  • Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
  • I used to live in the real world, then I got evicted.
  • The sky is always bluer at the top of the windshield.
  • Metaphors be with you.
  • WHY ME?
  • Life sucks, then you die.
  • Procrastinators Unite!... Tomorrow
  • I am not unemployed, I am a consultant.
  • Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're a jerk.
  • It took 40 years to make me look this good.
  • Romance is like a game of chess: one false move and you're mated.
  • Computers help us to do stupid things faster.
  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  • Faster than a speeding ticket.
  • T.G.I.F - Thank God I'm Female.
  • If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
  • I tried being normal once...I didn't like it.
  • Kiss me, I'm toxic.
  • Pardon My Driving. Iím Reloading.
  • God must love stupid people...he made so many.
  • Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
  • I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
  • Buy American while there is still time
  • House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
  • I love my country. It's the government that pisses me off.
  • I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
  • Where Thereís A Will, Iím In The Way.
  • Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.
  • Now That You Are Kissing My Bumper... Wanna Get Married?
  • Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
  • I'm only driving this way to piss you off.
  • Don't drive and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
  • Rap Is To Music What Etch-A-Sketch Is To Art
  • If it's too loud, you're too old.
  • I WANT YOU to stay far away from me
  • Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
  • Do I look like a people person?
  • There is no shortcut to anywhere worth going.
  • I press charges
  • Life's way too short to stay on topic.
  • If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my stickers.
  • Proud mother of a delinquent child.
  • I'm not as dumb as you look.
  • Life is like a straw; it sucks.
  • I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
  • Nothing political is correct.
  • What you don't do is always more important than what you do do.
  • Give me coffee and no one gets hurt
  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
  • No matter where you go; you're there.
  • Do they ever shut up on your planet?
  • It's easier to child-proof your gun than to bullet-proof your child.
  • We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
  • If at first you donít succeed, the hell with it.
  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  • Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.
  • I'm back by popular demand.
  • Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?
  • Hogwarts Dropout
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
  • You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
  • Dogs think they're human. Cats think they're gods.
  • Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
  • Men are idiots and I married their king.
  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
  • Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
  • Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.
  • I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.
  • Deep down, divers care.
  • So many pedestrians, so little time.
  • My God can beat up your God.
  • I don't think, therefore I am not.
  • Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy
  • The more I learn, the less I understand.
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • When I married Mr. Right, I didn't know his first name was "always."
  • Honk if you want to learn sign-language.
  • If you write "WASH ME" on my truck, I'll carve "RESUSCITATE ME" on your chest!
  • Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
  • Crime wouldn't pay, if the government ran it.
  • In theory, everything works.
  • I am not a bum - My wife works
  • I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.
  • I is a college student
  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
  • Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
  • This car is protected by an anti-theft sticker.
  • You can't be late until you show up.
  • If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
  • My reality check just bounced
  • Go on, I will see you at the next light.
  • I'm not tailgating, I'm just trying to keep my bumper on.
  • Judge me all you want. Just keep the verdict to yourself.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
  • Pull my finger.
  • Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it.
  • I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
  • Do you think you could drive any better with that cell phone stuck up your butt?
  • Talk is cheap - until you hire a lawyer.
  • Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  • I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?
  • Don't miss today worrying about tomorrow.
  • Iím Just Driving This Way To Piss You Off.
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
  • Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
  • Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
  • Horn not working, watch for hand signals
  • I'm looking forward to regretting this.
  • Boldly Going Nowhere