Will Rogers Quotes
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
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Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.
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The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
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This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
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If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.
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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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I'm not a member of any organized party, I'm a Democrat.
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The more you read about politics, the more you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.
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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this
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Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
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AH I know is what I see in the papers.
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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
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Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
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An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
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In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
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America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
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An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through, if you are a crook or a martyr.
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If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
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It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us, and that's selfishness.
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One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
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To make money, buy some good stock, hold it until it goes up, and then sell it. If it doesn't go up, don't buy it.
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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Even though you are on the right track you will get run over if you just sit there.
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When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad things you did do.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
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Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
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A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.
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We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
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The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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So get a few laughs and do the best you can.
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