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~ Will Rogers Quote
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
~ Will Rogers Quote
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
~ Will Rogers Quote
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
~ Will Rogers Quote
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
~ Will Rogers Quote
More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.
~ Will Rogers Quote
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
~ Will Rogers Quote
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
~ Will Rogers Quote
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
~ Will Rogers Quote
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
~ Will Rogers Quote
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
~ Will Rogers Quote
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
~ Will Rogers Quote
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
~ Will Rogers Quote
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
~ Will Rogers Quote
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.
~ Will Rogers Quote