Our Friends Earl Wilson Quotes
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~ Earl Wilson Quote
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings
~ Earl Wilson Quote
He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
~ Earl Wilson Quote
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
~ Earl Wilson Quote