Earl Wilson Quotes
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~ Earl Wilson Quote
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
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Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings
~ Earl Wilson Quote
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
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The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
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To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
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Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
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Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
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A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
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Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
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You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
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This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
~ Earl Wilson Quote
