Our Friends Dorothy Parker Quotes
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~ Dorothy Parker Quote
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
~ Dorothy Parker Quote
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
~ Dorothy Parker Quote
They sicken of the calm that know the storm.
~ Dorothy Parker Quote
Women and elephants never forget.
~ Dorothy Parker Quote
Work is the province of cattle.
~ Dorothy Parker Quote
Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.
~ Dorothy Parker Quote
Lips that taste of tears, they say are the best for kissing.
~ Dorothy Parker Quote
Those who have mastered etiquette,who are entirely, impeccably right,would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
~ Dorothy Parker Quote
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
~ Dorothy Parker Quote
She realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age.
~ Dorothy Parker Quote
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
~ Dorothy Parker Quote
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
~ Dorothy Parker Quote
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
~ Dorothy Parker Quote
The two most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed".
~ Dorothy Parker Quote