Dennis Norden Quotes
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~ Dennis Norden Quote
And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy.
~ Dennis Norden Quote
And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.
~ Dennis Norden Quote
I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.
~ Dennis Norden Quote
It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it's remembered.
~ Dennis Norden Quote
The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay the writers. None of them paid very much for their comedy material, but it all added up.
~ Dennis Norden Quote
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
~ Dennis Norden Quote
Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid.
~ Dennis Norden Quote
Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.
~ Dennis Norden Quote
It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you realise that your wife left you in May.
~ Dennis Norden Quote
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.
~ Dennis Norden Quote
Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.
~ Dennis Norden Quote
If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it.
~ Dennis Norden Quote
Frank liked administrative work and was good at it.
~ Dennis Norden Quote
