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Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem
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The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
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To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.
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One trouble with growing older is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure who didn't amount to much when he was your age.
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In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
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It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
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When a fellow you knew in school attains some lofty public office, you're glad for his sake - but somewhat apprehensive for the future of the country
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I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.
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If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
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People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
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It's hard for the modern generation to understand Thoreau, who lived beside a pond but didn't own water skis or a snorkel.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
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We've found some things that are suspicious in nature, and we're going to err on the side of caution,
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We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
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The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas
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Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a salary you dreamed of as the culmination of your career
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The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.
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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.
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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
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Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief
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Occasionally we sigh for an earlier day when we could just look at the stars without worrying whether they were theirs or ours.
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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
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The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
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Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.
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The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
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A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
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