Rachel Dratch Quotes
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~ Rachel Dratch Quote
It's starting to get old, i'm starting to go crazy. I'm ready for a job. I'd work in a black-box theater company at this point. I'd work with George W. (Bush). edit »
~ Rachel Dratch Quote
What I actually said was, I'm not doing anything, like, right now. But then when I saw the big word 'UNEMPLOYED,' I was, like, 'Oh, shit.' What I actually said wasn't as dire as the story. But after that came out - you know, you don't want to have the stank of unemployment connected to you. edit »
~ Rachel Dratch Quote
If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it.
~ Rachel Dratch Quote
Yeah, and I remember that game Pitfall. That was my favorite. I heard there's a new one, too - so maybe I'll have to get back into it.
~ Rachel Dratch Quote
I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom.
~ Rachel Dratch Quote
So, then, after college I did a children's theater tour for six months, but then I came out here. Just to try to do the whole Second City thing.
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I can't go to Passover because I got another job! I have to go to L.A. tomorrow for a pilot. Oh, and you know what else happened? The Craig Ferguson show called me up a couple of days ago and were like, 'Hey, will you do the show again?'. edit »
~ Rachel Dratch Quote
I started doing improv my sophomore year.
~ Rachel Dratch Quote
When I started with the improv team that's when I felt like I was part of something that I wanted to be a part of.
~ Rachel Dratch Quote
But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology.
~ Rachel Dratch Quote
I had always wanted to be on SNL, it's not always great, but it's this leftover childhood dream.
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I'm definitely not up-to-date on the high-tech videogame world.
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I think the big thing was-at least what they told me-that at first they wanted to have more comedy sketches in the show. Then they decided they weren't going to focus on the sketches, so they needed more of a sitcom actress, as opposed to a character actress....That's the party line, at least-it's what I can tell my parents! edit »
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In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention.
~ Rachel Dratch Quote