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The Yale group was doing the Harold. So by our senior year we were trying to do the Harold. Again, we had no idea what we were doing. We had one guy in the group who was pretty experimental; he would kind of push us to do weird things. It was really fun, a great experience.
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It's starting to get old, i'm starting to go crazy. I'm ready for a job. I'd work in a black-box theater company at this point. I'd work with George W. (Bush). edit »
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What I actually said was, I'm not doing anything, like, right now. But then when I saw the big word 'UNEMPLOYED,' I was, like, 'Oh, shit.' What I actually said wasn't as dire as the story. But after that came out - you know, you don't want to have the stank of unemployment connected to you. edit »
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If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it.
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Yeah, and I remember that game Pitfall. That was my favorite. I heard there's a new one, too - so maybe I'll have to get back into it.
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I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom.
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So, then, after college I did a children's theater tour for six months, but then I came out here. Just to try to do the whole Second City thing.
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I can't go to Passover because I got another job! I have to go to L.A. tomorrow for a pilot. Oh, and you know what else happened? The Craig Ferguson show called me up a couple of days ago and were like, 'Hey, will you do the show again?'. edit »
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I started doing improv my sophomore year.
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When I started with the improv team that's when I felt like I was part of something that I wanted to be a part of.
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But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology.
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I had always wanted to be on SNL, it's not always great, but it's this leftover childhood dream.
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I'm definitely not up-to-date on the high-tech videogame world.
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I think the big thing was-at least what they told me-that at first they wanted to have more comedy sketches in the show. Then they decided they weren't going to focus on the sketches, so they needed more of a sitcom actress, as opposed to a character actress....That's the party line, at least-it's what I can tell my parents! edit »
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In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention.
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