Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language
You were a "wanna be". Madonna, Duran Duran, Michael Jackson, Cyndi Lauper, Boy George, etc.
You know who Fat Albert is.
Punks actually "shocked" people.
You're parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it was pointless since Quincy got all the babes, anyway.
You think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion.
You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."
You ever did the top toggle of your coat up around your neck without having your arms in the sleeves, and knew you looked like a super-hero.
You actually believed for a minute that K.I.T. (The night rider) actually was real.
You had a Swatch Watch with the Swatch Guard.
You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Belair".
You thought eating Reese's Pieces would attract your own Alien.
Parachuting Action man was your favorite toy.
You ever said "It's my ball, and if I can't be Kevin Keegan I'm going home!"
You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or know someone who did.
You owned a Jordache anything, or you remember when Jordache jeans were cool.
You can remember Michael Jackson when he was black.
Your all time favorite movie was Footloose and you actually thought that Kevin Bacon was HOT in it!!!
You always wondered why Tootie always wore those skates.
You were only cool if you hung out at the Roller Rink and actually knew how to skate.
You know how to use a rotary phone.
You could have got away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.
you're starting to dread your 30th birthday, and have even begun going into denial about it's possibility
you watched HR Puffenstuff as a child, but now that you're older, you really understand that it would have been much betterhad you known about drugs at the time
You wanted to have an alien like Alf living in your house.
You fell victim to 80's fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, and you wore spandex pants.
You owned a T-shirt that said, "I shot J. R. " or know someone who did.
There were at least three people in your school that voluntarily went by the names of "Skip" "Buffy" "Muffy" or "Dexter."
You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat-handle comb in the back pocket was cool.
Your first date took you to the roller rink and you held hands for "Couples Only" skate.
You wore a feather roach clip in your hair from the local carnival because you didn't know what it really was.
You know who Derek Wildstar, Mark Venture, Captain Avatar, Nova and Desslock are.
You know who He-Man and She-Ra are.
You own any cassettes or records.
Not that you'd do it personally, but body piercing captivates your attention
At one point during your teenage years, you walked with a noticeable tilt to one side due to the number of plastic rings on that arm.
You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna, or Cyndi Lauper video.
You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name."
You thought being a latch key kid was completely normal.
This rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie. They work for me."
you're starting to view getting carded to buy alcohol as a GOOD thing, and you're ready to marry the next person who cards you when you want to buy cigarettes.
You wore the little bootie socks with the colored balls on the back.
You have ever called 867-5309.
You held the top score on Pac-Man.
You wanted to be a Goonie.
You owned at least one Choose Your Own Adventure book.
The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories
You have worn a Banana Clip, or knew someone who did.
You jammed to the Miami Vice theme and thought Jan Hammer was cool.
You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours.
You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
You got a Little Professor calculator for Christmas.
Dungeons & Dragons was your favorite cartoon.
You wore tights under shorts and felt stylish.
Your hair, at some point in time in the 80's, became something which can only be described by the phrase "I was experimenting."
You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.
You can sing the McDonald's Big Mack Filet-o-fish, quarter pounder, French Fry song while jump roping.
(Girls) You owned a pair of Pixie Boots, generally worn with leg warmers.
You wore 3-8 different colored socks in layers and thought that the more you could wear the cooler you were.
You remember the aerobie scare.
You remember when McDonald's served their burgers in styrofoam boxes.
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."
You remember when cellular phones weighed 15 lbs. and had to be carried over your shoulder.
Conveyor belts regularly carried washing machines, deep-fat fryers and a cuddly toy.
You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer."
The TV movie "The Day After" still scares the heck out of you.
You know who Mr. T is.
"Poltergeist" totally freaked you out.
You actually know who Rick Springfield is
You stared a SLAM book or wrote in one.
You carried you lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
You watched Mary Lou Retton win the gold.
You made Star Wars shrinky dinks in your oven.
"Celebration" by Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs when you first heard it at a school dance
Your lunch times were spent perfecting swan dives and backspins.
There were days that the homework just had to wait until the ABC Afterschool Special was over.
You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Cameron, Michael J. Fox or Don Johnson on your wall.
You remember the days that hooking your computer into your TV wasn't an expensive option that required gadgets - it was the ONLY WAY to use your computer!
You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
Spend a majority of your time in your late 20s & early 30s obsessing over how much better things were "back then".
You tried a can of clear Pepsi but hated it like everyone else did.
You ever uttered the word "Radical!"
You remember when you could buy half cans of soda (great for field trip days!).
You wondered why your walkie-talkie didn't have the same range as those in the Red Hand Gang.
You wondered why you and your mates never encountered diamond thieves whilst out on your BMXs.
You just had to have a Trapper Keeper to stay organized at school.
You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.
Chevy Chase was really funny in those Vacation movies.
You know who played Uncle Ned, Elyse's brother, on Family Ties.
You owned/operated a 'Trapper Keeper'
You rolled the sleeves of your suit jacket up
You ever had a Swatch Watch, and a Swatch Guard for it.
You watched Purple Rain over and over again.
You were disappointed when an episode of 3-2-1 Contact didn't include a Bloodhound Gang segment.
You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby".
You know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.
You have a tendency to turn the collar up on your Polo shirts.
You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to 'Inspector Gadget'
You totally LOVED Barbie's cooler, punkier counterpart, "Jem" and her "Rockers"
Guys: You remember when a guy piercing his ear was radical to the max, but did it anyhow.
You had MALL Hair.
Poltergeist freaked you out.
You remember when Molly Ringwald was on Facts of Life.
You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
You thought UTFOs "Roxanne, Roxanne" song was the bomb!
You know all of the words to at least one of the Schoolhouse Rock songs.
You were shocked by the controversial plot lines in Degrassi Junior High.
You know how (or wanted to be able) to Moonwalk!
Words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?
Your first computer was a Commodore 64 or an Atari 800.
Your first Walkman weighed about as much as a brick.
You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
you remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was
You freaked out a little when you realized you fall into the "26-50" category of most surveys.
You know what "sike" and "not!" mean
You chewed Dr. Pepper bubble gum.
You remember any or all of the following: Echo & the Bunnymen, Cutting Crew, Scritti Politti, or Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark.
You sat on your back porch, playing with your "My Little Pony" , "Rainbow Brite" , and "Strawberry Shortcake" dolls
Your best party dress was either a ra-ra or puff-ball skirt.
You had to stay after class to scrub your desk because your silver Outliner pen leaked through.
You tried to set up a "Famous Five" or "Secret Seven" gang with your school friends.
You like the guy who played Freddy Kruger better as Wilie on "V".
You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
You could break dance, or wish you could.
Atari, IntelliVision, TelStar and Coleco were the ultimate gaming systems to own.
You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future."
You know who Spuds McKenzie, The Noid, and Joe Isuzu are.
You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.
While in high school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" by Prince over and over again.
You skipped school on the day Luke and Laura got married on General Hospital.
You had a crush on one of the Corey's (Haim or Feldman).
You wanted to dress like the Hulk or She-Ra at Halloween.
You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare.
You knew all the words to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire", but it really didn't hold any meaning for you until about the third verse
You could go through a case of Aqua Net hairspray in a week.
You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV.
You can remember the words to the theme song of "The Greatest American Hero." ("BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M WALKIN' ON AIR...)
You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once.
You've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases: - "When I was younger" - "When I was your age" - "You know, back when..." - "Because I SAID so, that's why" - "What the HELL is this noise on the radio?" - "Just can't (fill in the blank) like I used to"
You used to own a Snoopy Sno Cone Machine.
The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter
You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair.
You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female Smurf.
You wanted to be on Star Search.
You remember Look In magazine, and when it was only 20p
you've ever conversationally used the phrase "Jane, you ignorant slut"
you remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend"
You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.
Four-square was THE playground game.
You remember when Betamax was at the cutting edge of technology.
You tried to convince your Dad to fit a strip of red lights on the front of his Capri so it looked like KITT.
You owned, or wanted a "Frankie says..." T-shirt.
You remember exactly where you were when you heard the space shuttle had exploded.
You remember when the A-Ha video was the pinnacle of modern technology, and you can still sing all the words.
You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
You HAD to have your MTV.
Ooh, you could crush a Grape!
You ever had more than 10 sweets in a 10p mix-up.
You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab
You know what movie the phrase, "Number 5 is alive!" is from.
You remember the first time "Space: Above and Beyond" aired it was called "Battlestar Galactica"
you're still occasionally suffering flashbacks from your 21st birthday party
You ever wore fluorescent¡ªneon if you will¡ªclothing...
You even wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing.
You never thought they'd be able to top the special effects in TRON.
Jelly bracelets & shoes!
You carried a big colored comb in your back pocket.
You know who Tina Yothers is.
You've ever shopped at a Banana Republic or Benetton, but not in the last five years, okay?
You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.
You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or know someone who did.
You inserted the word "like" into, like, every sentence.
Your dream car was either: the A-team van, KITT or The General Lee.
You hid out behind the gym during recess to read "Are you there God, it's me Margaret?" with your friends.
"Ca-vey Wa-vey!" means anything to you.
U2 is too "popular" and "mainstream" for you now
You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack."
You wrote your boyfriends name on the side of your canvas Keds.
You remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON.
You remember the episode of Good Times when Flo broke down after James' funeral.
You remember when Ricky Martin was a member of Menudo.
You know what a "Whammee" is..
You have heard of "Garbage Pail Kids" (and perhaps still have a collection of them).
You are still baffled by the "day glo" clothing trend.
You remember Dirk Benedict as Starbuck long before he played Face.
You owned a *realRubik's cube.
One word: Izod.
You thought "Weird Science" was a masterpiece.
You had a crush on Bo Derek.
You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"
You went to school with Pogo Patterson, Gripper Stebson, and Ro-land.
You were in Cub Scouts or Girl Scouts but now you have no idea what all the badges you got were for.
You had to come in the house when the street lights came on.
You're starting to believe that maybe 30 isn't so old after all, and it's those people over 40 you have to look out for.
You're doing absolutely nothing with anything pertaining to your major degree
Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
You were afraid of the Sleestacks on Land of The Lost.
Cerise pink, electric blue and banana yellow have ever featured in your wardrobe or make-up collection.
you've ever said "I'm a vegetarian" and immediately had someone call you a hypocrite by saying "Nice leather jacket you have there...and gee, is that a suede bag...those shoes leather, too?"
You ever owned a thin, black leather tie (and were proud of it), or worse it was patterned like a piano.
You have ever danced (or even worse cried) to Kylie & Jason.
You remember when Madonna was just hitting the scene.
The first time you ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy for You" by Madonna
You were sad when the "Where's the Beef" lady died.
You were convinced for years that Batman was a mildly overweight man with a moderate beer belly who wore his under wearoutside of his clothes and talked strangely
In many of your childhood photos you are wearing something plaid.
You fell out with friends during heated arguments about the relative merits of Matt & Luke.
You own a real Rubik's Cube
You played with Lego's when they were just blocks of various sizes, not any of the special little parts.
You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system
You remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the streets and made your old big wheel quite obsolete.
You can't remember when the word "networking" didn't have a computer connotation to it as well
You wanted to communicate with Synergy, or you wanted green hair like that lead singer of the Misfits.
You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans.
You remember when Keith Chegwin & Maggie Philbin were the hottest romantic couple.
you were shocked and horrified at the Challenger explosion (which you were probably watching in school at the time), and yet,when someone mentions the name "JFK", the first thing you think of is "Oliver Stone"
Pierce Brosnon will always be Remington Steele, not James Bond.
You still know the Big Mac song. "Two all beef patties, special sauce¡"
Your best friend had a soda stream at home and you were jealous
You remember the original version of Windows: Macintosh.
You used to hold in your head the thought that all those gold chains on Mr. T actually looked kinda cool and the thought that Mr. T made millions seemed rational to you at the time.
You know what a Doozer is.
You remember Michael Jackson when he was still black.
If you ever said "I pity the fool".
you're starting to get that "why aren't you married yet" spiel, not just from parents, but now from friends that
Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game -- to "reserve" your spot.
Your hair defied gravity.
You know what a "burnout" is.
You, yes you, sat down and memorized the entire lyric sheet to "It's the end of the world as we know it"
You know what "Push Up" ice cream is.
When someone mentions two consecutive days of the week, the Happy Days theme is stuck in your head for hours on end.
Your name is Jennifer or Jason.
You layered your multi-colored slouch socks, and added suspenders to make your outfit complete.
You yearned to be a member of The Babysitters Club, and tried to start a club of your own.
You wore loafers with everything, and you put the laces in those little rolls.
You cried at Zammo's funeral.
You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt.
Shiny grey flecked suits.
Leg warmers and headbands al¨¢ Pat Benatar once looked really cool to you.
You wanted to be either Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys.
You still love to play Pong!
You have ever po-goed or space-hopped.
You knew who Max's boss Jonathan Hart was.
"Alternative" music actually was...and not popular Top 40 tunes.
You can't remember a time when "going out for coffee" DIDN'T involve 49,000 selections to choose from.
You can't remember a time when "hitting the outlet stores" didn't mean going to an electrical warehouse
You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."
Never let them see you sweat.
You never questioned why the A-Team were always imprisoned in places that had sufficient tools to build an armored tank.
You know who Max Headroom is.
You ever owned a pair of "Pop-Wheels"¡ªthat handy little combination of shoe and roller skate that lasted about a year on the open market.
You ever owned one of those embarrassing crimping irons.